Your high school was so mean that a diploma from there is equivalent to a PhD in Insulting People, Vandalism, and Fighting. (they said that about my high school too)
here's a vid of you disguised as a street entertainer... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb7nwoQVkQE"]YouTube - the fat lady is singing
your a super special hermaphrodite ...having both packages of junk but all so small they are completely useless