Funny Insult The Poster Above Game

was riding above horse, now lying in a cow pattie patch....;-)

 

dates inanimate objects...

 

Likes to be tied up a spanked...

 

descended from a gnat...

 

Likes to spank bad boys....;-)

 

Likes to use his morning wood as a fishin' pole...

 

always wants to go feeshin with me for some reason and only in the morning....;-)

 

Doesn't let anyone to touch his wood...

 

should ask him once you washed your hands...

 

The only thing she washes on a daily basis is her hands...

 

steals and wears old ladies knickers...

 

Her boobs lay in her lap when she's sitting down...

 

you dont go to the zoo anymore because they always try to keep you

 

Makes sweaters for those cold winters with the hair he shaves off his ass

 

you have chiclets for front teeth

 

your willy smells of iron filings...

 

your breath and my farts are considered equally matched

 

The only sex partner he has ever had is his right hand...

 

you've had multiple partners...as in multiple thousands

 

Steals the neighbors underwear when she hangs them out to dry...