funny notes on t-shirts

"Jesus loves you.........but I'm the favorite."

 

My friend has one that says, "Tis better to have loved and lost than to have to stay with that asshole forever."

 

These are hilarious :lol:

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

 

The baby "They Shake Me" one is tops!!!

Not a big Penny Arcade fan but I love their " Jesus is Metal " tee.

 

This is my favourite I've seen, might have to get one

 

"When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remeber, you do not have to outrun the Dragon"

 

Rehab is for quitters; that is hilarious :lol:

 

Lmaoooooooooo

 

I saw one baby shirt that said "Nice tits, can I try one?" haha..I got a giggle out of that one

 

Nice one Helter Skelter ...... that's a real good one.

I also like the shirts they put on little boys that say "Lock up your daughters!"

Also "Mum rocks!"

 

Those who live by the sword are shot by those who don't

Although I've never seen that on a t-shirt

 

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My dad used to have one that said:
"I'm a virgin...
And this is a very old t-shirt."

 

if the gays dont take over then itll b the homeless

 

"That's what she said"

 

on the front:

there are two people fucking on the back of this t- shirt

on the back:

JUST KIDDING! believe in jesus!



also one that says:

WHO NEEDS DRUGS?

then in small letters:

seriously, i have drugs.

 

Haha the first one is funny

 

(also one that says:

WHO NEEDS DRUGS?

then in small letters:

seriously, i have drugs.)

that rocks

 

I have one that says I refuse to lower my standards to raise yours.