funny notes on t-shirts

unrelated to this thread but SICK signature picture :sifone:

 

I have T shirts from a radio station and I wrote on it with magic marker., SUCKS after the station Id..

 

my roomate literally ONLY wears funny T Shirts. here's a bunch he has

your mom, rated E for Everyone

let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, then I nail you

I got a sweater for christmas, but I really wanted a moaner or a screamer

Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore

slavery gets shit done (with a picture of the piramids)

native americans: should have fought harder you pussys

I am the white man keeping you down
(and also)
The Black man is keeping me down (after the obama election)

Swallow or its going in your eye

thousands of my potantial children died on your daughter's face last night

And by far the WORST ONE

I don't need condoms, the Aids will kill the baby (he doesn't wear that one in public, though his GF did by accident once, went to the bank, got ALOT of dirty looks)

he's also got a few that have already been mentioned and a bunch more I can't even think of.