Funny stories from when u were high

yeah...plus its just a waste of time being an ass....i mean..do you ever really get anything from it

 

Team America kicked ass.

 

Leave Opey alone. If you don't like his posts, then why are you reading them? He's new, let him live.

 

One halloween, my two buddies and I were out in the woods behind the subdivision, smoking a few joints. We come out of the woods, walk through the fields and then all of a sudden, we're all being chased by dinosaurs just like from jurassic park! Crazy we all felt it at the same time. Scary shit! We were running fast as three stoned kids could and the one guy's tophat fell in front of his eyes. He shouted, "I'm blind! I'm fucking blind!" and wouldnt stop yelling until the other guy lifted the hat off his eyes and then we all laughed. Well, maybe the guy with the hat was a bit traumatized by the whole thing. Later that night, back at my house, I was making some stir fry for the munchies. I cut up some celery and the hat dude comes down the stairs and yells "Why are they so big?! Oh my god, cut them a little smaller!" So we get into a huge debate about the correct size of sliced celery for stir fry.

My friend(the hat guy) shouted, "Holy shit!", crawled through an open window and fell on his face.

I was stoned out of my fucking MIND one night with a friend (the other guy from the dinosaur incident) and playing a game at the TV. He was sitting at my computer and says, "Hey! look at this!" So I start out of my chair and turn right, WHACK my face hits the window. I ask "Was that loud?" (parents sleeping directly below). "Yeah man, that was loud as hell!" Laughter.

My old band and I were ripped at the local carnival and happened to walk by some guy's game tent. He must have smelled the herb on us or noticed our walking all freaky . Yelled "Hey look, it's a bunch of potheads! *something something*" That kind of scared us.. so we went and bought a couple elephant ears. Then we found out that one of the local guys had been busted for posession of MJ out in the parking lot. I guess none of that is very funny, but it was an odd night.