It's customary for all the networks to cover the US President's speeches. But T---- is not a normal US President. He's not even a real US President. He's a fucking joke and half of the US and most of the rest of the world realizes it.
Newsom takes aim at Trump's renaming of the Kennedy Center. I love the Statue of Liberals. Just think of all the things Newsom can rename! I AM RENAMING THE FOLLOWING: GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE WILL BE GOLDEN GAVIN BRIDGE, STATUE OF LIBERTY WILL BE STATUE OF LIBERALS, TRUMP'S COLOGNE WILL BE SENILE SPICE, HIS BALLROOM WILL BE AMERICA'S PORTA POTTY, NEW YEAR'S EVE WILL BE NEWSOM YEAR'S EVE, AND TRUMP WILL BE GAVIN'S B****. pic.twitter.com/b18bERkDWZ— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) December 22, 2025
Ah but once President Newsom is in charge, he can release all the Epstein files that implicate Trump that they're redacting right now. So that will make Trump do Newsoms bidding. If Trump isn't put in jail in 2029, he can be forced to stay out of politics with the threat of prison looming. He'd rather nurture his crypto investments, or what's left of them by then.
If T---- lives that long, or is competent to stand trial. He might legitimately be legally too feeble. Technically he's too feeble to be a president. (There are other reasons he has no business being anywhere near the White House. But I digress.) But here we are.
