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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by zen_arcade, Feb 4, 2009.

  1. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    1: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.
    2: And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
    3: Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
    4: But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.
    5: And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man.
    6: Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.
    7: And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.
    8: And God spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,
    9: And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your seed after you;
    10: And with every living creature that is with you, of the fowl, of the cattle, and of every beast of the earth with you; from all that go out of the ark, to every beast of the earth.
    11: And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
    12: And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
    13: I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
    14: And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
    15: And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
    16: And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.
    17: And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.
    18: And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.
    19: These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.
    20: And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
    21: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
    22: And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
    23: And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
    24: And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
    25: And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
    26: And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
    27: God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
    28: And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years.
    29: And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.
     
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    And out on the subway,
    Rael Imperial Aerosol Kid
    Exits into daylight, spraygun hid,
    And the lamb lies down...on Broadway.
     
  3. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    hi-ho silver
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Dude, if you didn't have a gif of a naked anime chick committing sepukku I'd demand to know what particular breed of moron you are to post that here.

    But I love you man.
     
  5. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    :grouphug:
     
  6. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    That wasn't my knee...
     
  7. Feelings Of U4ia

    Feelings Of U4ia Senior Member

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    And god said to his sons....

    Do opiates.

    :)
     
  8. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I prefer the Book of Revelation.
     
  9. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Sok means juice in Croatian.

    I feel like everyone should learn something new every day, so there....:)
     
  10. Feelings Of U4ia

    Feelings Of U4ia Senior Member

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    Thread hi-jack (since this thread isn't going anywhere)

    Has anyone seen the movie Oldboy?

    Fucking amazing movie.

    :)
     
  11. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i will never forget :)
     
  12. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    sok means the exact same in Bulgarian :eek:
     
  13. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    hmm

    i like sake...
     
  14. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Awesome....I didn't even know that I knew a few Bulgarian words :cool:
     
  15. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    The lamb seems right out of place,
    Yet the Broadway street sceng finds a focus in its face.
    Somehow its lying there,
    Brings a stillness to the air
     
  16. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    That's all good, but the first one o' you mofos that quotes Phil Collins is gonna get shanked. Straight up.
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i love phil collins.


    i think the genesis story is fascinating. when you take into consideration male/female relationships and roles, the metaphorical references to ancient goddess religions, the mores of the people who wrote it, it's just really really interesting. i think anyone living in western society should study the bible at least once. it explains so many bizarre habits, practices and customs and is like a guide book to understanding the western mind in a sociological sense.
     
  18. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    You just blew your hipcred all over your own face. Hope it was good for you.
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    oh yeah. it was SO GOOD.
     
  20. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    GENESIS?!?!?!?!

    Genesis is planet, FORBIDDEN!!!!!!

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    couldnt help myself:D
     
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