Genital injuries......

OK Im sure you did not do this on purpose, but nethertheless: You posted a total insignificant answer in this thread, which is about REAL groin injuries. The only "message" of your post is that you have huge tits which you like to show off (your avatar) and that your horny (your sig pic). My point is not that theres anything wrong with both pics if you had them in your gallery, but with posting them HERE in this thread where you have to be aware that people search for it when they have this problems !

Imagine a friend of you was lying in hospital with a groin problem, would you come to visit him with tits half hanging out of your blouse or with any other behaviour that would have the result that he gets aroused ???

So why you do it on the internet ? And OK, thats just a very special problem, but imagine you post a message with your avatar in some forum on technology or science or whatever - would you rather like people to concentrate on the topic while answering you or to be distracted by your tits ? So Im NOT saying to remove the tits and theres nothing wrong with them, just move them to your gallery where people can DECIDE if they want to look at them or not, OK ?

 

OK Im sure you did not do this on purpose, but nethertheless: You posted a total insignificant answer in this thread, which is about REAL groin injuries. The only "message" of your post is that you have huge tits which you like to show off (your avatar) and that your horny (your sig pic). My point is not that theres anything wrong with both pics if you had them in your gallery, but with posting them HERE in this thread where you have to be aware that people search for it when they have this problems !

Imagine a friend of you was lying in hospital with a groin problem, would you come to visit him with tits half hanging out of your blouse or with any other behaviour that would have the result that he gets aroused ???

So why you do it on the internet ? And OK, thats just a very special problem, but imagine you post a message with your avatar in some forum on technology or science or whatever - would you rather like people to concentrate on the topic while answering you or to be distracted by your tits ? So Im NOT saying to remove the tits and theres nothing wrong with them, just move them to your gallery where people can DECIDE if they want to look at them or not, OK ?

 

GLM....Orgazmic has ALWAYS had that sig pic....and your the only one who has ever complained about it !!!!!

 

Yes and guess why ? Because they dont had any acute problems when they were reading this thread but only telling some war stories that happened to them years ago ! Believe me, if evrythings swollen down there, the very last thing you need is an erection ! Or perhaps something more extreme so you can understand it better: If she visited someone in hospital who had a heart attack, would it be asking to much from her to close some buttons of her blouse before entering the room, even if she ALWAYS looked that way ???

 

Also its not as much a problem for me I cna take it and its not that painfull because its in my case only the testicles but now imagine some poor bastard who has really cought his zipper and seeks for helps and advice and then he reads this thread and all he finds are this pics and then can you imagine wht will happen then I no you cannot imagine because you are a woman but i AM A MAN AND THEREFORE I SAY SHE SHOULD REMOVE THIS PICS AND ITS PROBABLY NOIT ONLY ME THAT THINKS SO BUT FROM ALL THAT THINKS SO IM THE ONLY ONE THAT SAYS SO BUT THE OTHER ONES BE ALL THANKFULL TO ME 1111111111111111111

 

Orgazmic......you bad girl...stop teasing the poor , helpless guys !! hahaha

 

great thats what I call justice if someone slaps someone with flat hand that gets you upset but when someones testicles hurts that hahaha for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Omg

 

Shut the fuck up, man. She can put whatever she wants in her sig. You didn't specify this thread was for people with serious problems anyway. It's just for fun, like everything else on these forums. People with serious genital injuries should see a doctor, not be on here reading about other peoples' injuries. Besides which, you don't decide on a post by post basis. It's automatically attached.

You strike me as one of those people who thinks that because they posted a thread they make the rules for it. I've encountered a few in my forum-posting career. They think they can regulate the seriousness of the discussion, try to keep everyone on topic, and apparently there are some who think they can censor people's sigs. Well you can't. Calm down a bit.

And in answer to the original question, I have gotten it caught in the zipper once, maybe twice, but it never broke the skin.

 

I've gotten my lip (face lip, not lower lip, thankfully) stuck in his zipper. gave me a nice little bruise, but didn't break the skin.

 

secret servgy
I share your opinion of the pain in the penis from the soap in the shower. This was talked about in another thread and, evidentally, not too many other guys experience this pain. I have and it ranks right up there with zipper pain. At least once the zipper is removed from the penis, the pain startes to subside. The soap just hurts for a long time and you can't do a damn thing to get rid of it.

Nalencer
I agree with your post, but GermanLoveMachine didn't start this thread, I did. I just don't want anyone to get the wrong idea here. Just setting the record straight.

 

If you're too sore to look at a pair of knockers, why would you be in a forum called "Love and Sex > Genitalia > Genital Injuries"? Why wouldn't you just go to a porn site to feed your masochism? :troll:

As far as the soap is concerned, you have to pee hard and long to minimize the pain. But it's going to kill during the peeing. Try not to scream and let your family know what you've been up to. :drool:

 

Fuck, I didnt look for knockers, I did a forum search for testicles and obviously "Genital Injuries" seemd to contain useful information for me, OK ? (I HAVE been to the doc but you cant ask them everything in a fwe minutes) !!!!!

 

Alright man if it was me and I had a serious genital injury my first instinct would NOT be go to the computer and see what advice I can find from all the people at Hip Forums. It would be seek immediate medical attention. I really don't think there are many doctor's posting medical advice in this thread. Come to think of it I dont think there is any advice in this thread at all besides be careful when you zip up. It just gets me upset whenever I encounter hostility in these forums because there's really no need for it. I hope your junk is feeling alright by the way. And furthermore, I think her sig and avatar are awesome. Keep it up.

 

I already SAID I had seen the doc, didnt I? I was only looking for any additional information, even if 90 percent of what you read here is crap, doesnt matter if the other 10 percent is usefull ! And NOW Im completely fit again I totally agree with you that she has great boobs and the only bad thing is she doesnt have a gallery with more of them, but thats because Im fine now ! But I stay with my statement that such an avatar should NOT be in THIS thread, even if you have only minimum knowledge in anatomy (Im cetrainly no expert), cant you just imagine what will happen if a guy actually has his thing caught in his zipper when he reads this thread and then he seees such an avatar ??!!

 

1964-1967--Working in Ford plant installing dashboards on assembly line.(a monkey could do it.)Went to take a boss poop on break--no shorts on--no doors on poopers--finish -- start to stand and zip simultaneously--caught dick in zipper--bad.Zipper won't go up--zipper won't go down.Caught crouching--generals exposed--uttering ouch--ouch--fuck--shit--fuck--shit--men walking in to piss--ect--hurriedly looking away--had to suck it up and rip it down--blood on dick--lesson learned.

 

Second--I would be very disappointed if Orgazmik changed her sig.Its always a pleasure to see.

 

ive had a couple incidents with a bike and while playing hockey.. ask if you really want to know