Get to know each other

no.. i fuckin love sex


ever had sex with a stripper or hooker?

 

no but have been tempted, tho i do believe they ask for some sort of ID

have you ever like pissed in ppls food or like done something discusting with it ?

 

fuck no dude... thats horrible karma.. imagine someone doing that to you.... worst was at one place i worked we would pour anchovie juice in co-workers cups and put the lids back on.. yea.. thats fuckin nasty



ever fuck a piece of food?

 

hahaha no

has a piece of food ever fucked you?

 

no, i was intrigued after watching american pie, but a) waste of pie
b) kinda dirty and shit that haunts u ur whole life
c) it would be a mission gettingthe apple off ur dick



ever really considered suicide? like as in having a razor sharp kitchen knife pressed upon your vein, cutting the skin allready just slightly?

 

have thought of it.. but realized nothing is worth killing yourself over....

I'll answer the skipped question as well.. why yes i have.. prostate play is fun

ever jerked to beastiality porn?

 

cant say i have.

would you ever think incest was acceptable?


(lol at this thread turing nasty and/or the real kinky forum :\)

 

its discusting and a thing to mock if you find out someone does it, but both ppl enjoying it secret not harming anyone - no probs. a redneck cletus raping his sister then boasting in summer school about it is just messed up lmao



did you get good grades in school?

 

did as well as i could.

tea or coffee?

 

coffe

latte prefferably


ciggarettes or cigars?

 

Cigars.

Have you ever pissed on someone's face?

 

Nope.

Have you ever crapped on someone's chest?

 

no


anyone ever made a flamefarter? u know u fart on a llighter and it catches fire

 

No,

have you ever thought of your mom (or dad) in a sexual way?

 

hell no, sometimes when reading other peoples stories i get a weirded off idea but i cancel it straight away, mums and dads are for caring and loving not for having sex with imo


do you think michael jackson is a perverted child molestor?

 

Yes.

Boxers or breifs?

 

Boxers ftw.

Ever laughed at someone for being mormon?

 

Yeah, them's funny people.

What's your favorite superpower?

 

wow, ummmmm i guess id have to say......the ability to make fire, like johnny from fantastic 4 (can't remember his "super-hero" name)

whats your favorite type of bike, "crotch-rocket" or cruiser?

 

crotch rocket

i bought a YZF R6 for 3 days then returned it :S

next summer though maybe

what other forums are you on?