get ur dick longer

Have I mention you should buy a pocket pussy?

 

oh just a ...

afew times or maybe its

a dozen times no more like

a hundred times, that does not sound right

a thousand times thats more like it

and i am sure we will here it again and again and again..........

 

/me buys pocket pussy =x

 

Well if everyone would get one, the world would be a more peaceful place...lol You're right! You'll probably hear it until I pass on to the next life, in which case you'll still here it their too. I'm sure God has a golden one waiting for me already. I can't wait.

 

------------HOW TO "get ur dick longer" ---------------------
1. Place one hand on dick, hold it in your hand as if you're holding a banana

2. Pull extremely hard until the motherfucker stretches like a snake.

3. Keep pulling until the desired length is pulled.

4. Pray that after letting go, it doesnt snap backwards and slap you in the face.

 

i think u should just be happy with what you got no matter what any girl thinks

 

LMAO Thats awesome.

 

is 7.5 inches good

 

That must be limp with a 10 lbs dumb-bell hanging off the end.

 

im assuming your insecure about your size since you know the ol 10lb dumb-bell trick... heh

 

I'm not the one that had to post my penis size here.

 

i thought it was expected he said 16cm i said 7.5in

 

Only if yer insecure.

 

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IT'S FINE...IT'S FINE!!!!!