I love ferrets! thats an awesome idea! they don't stink, they just smell like ferrets. and they love taking baths. I had a ferret named Spaz, she was awesome!
ghost your hits and cover the pipe immediately after each hit and you won't make any smoke. i smoke with my dad in the other room. you should always do this anyway..you conserve weed and get higher.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/326977/how_to_make_a_sploof/ Ha. The other day i was blowing into a sploof and then on my last hit when i was pretty high, i forgot to blow into it. Hehehe.
make sure you don't cough into the spoof though cause then all the tissues and dryer sheets like, soar across the room hahah.
I have eliminated all smell! It only cost me $350! Yup, bought a vape about a month or two and there is no smell within an hour I only smoke when I'm outside now.
that's probably harder for me since my parents will leave there door open and they can hear who comes in and out the door. also i have 2 dogs right now and they bark like mad at the slightest noise.