ghetto bong in parents room?

yeah that sucks.. although you're 15 so it's illegal. I mean.. I wouldn't have a problem with my 15 y/o kid (in the future, don't have any kids now) drinking I guess.. although the drinking age here is 18.. but maybe he's subconsciously worried about you ending up like him?

The day parents will realize that forbidding things will only make you do it in secret and lie about it.. *sigh*.. my parents new I was drinking from age 15.. but that's kinda common around here and I never got really drunk at that time.. in fact, around here you can get beer (light alcohol) at age 16.. heavy booze from age 18 (weed also 18).

 

you should go home tomorrow, spark up a fat joint, pass it to your mum and ask for a cone

 

I'm suddenly reminded of the ghetto pipe I smoked out of in the police station. Just dent a pop can in a bit, poke a few holes on top, maybe one in back as a carb, and go to town. When done, smash the can down as if you were to recycle it and no one would know any better. They have a couple ghetto pipes and bongs on display in the Hemp museum in Amsterdam.

 

wait.. you smoked pot in a police station?

 

YES I DID!!!

I'm a delivery driver for a photographic supply company. There are occasions where I need to deliver photo supplies for the crime labs, or ID equipment, or whatever. There's security at the front door with x-ray machines and the works. But I go through a service entrance to get past all of that stuff, so no searches.

At the time when I pulled it off, several of the departments were moving to a new location, leaving several floors unattended. I had the combination to one of the floors I deliver to and went into the bathroom with my can of coke. I immediately dumped out the rest of the soda, dented the can in a bit, poked a few holes with a paperclip I had, and loaded the few crumbs I had on me. Bear in mind, I only had enough to get one decent hit and that was it. Once I took the hit, I blew into a dryer sheet to help mask the smell, crushed the can, and tossed it in the garbage across the hall. I finished my deliveries and went on my merry way. Never got caught, never questioned. One of my greatest pot-smoking/fight the system triumphs to this day. But I don't see myself doing it again anytime soon. Just a one time deal.

 

thats so tight man, wat a story to tel your kids one day, or shit, even to tell any pothead

 

thats a great story to tell man, you should feel proud to have backdoored the system

 

hehe ive only ever seen one bong in my life, outside of a shop, that wasnt a 'ghetto' bong.

but thats a pretty cool story man, its a thing ive got on my 'to do' list hehe i just have to get into a station

 

Hehehe wow monosphere.. that's pretty ok!

Reminds me.. there was this program on Dutch tv, sort of like 'cops'. It follows policemen in Amsterdam. On one episode they saw a British tourist (the typical kind, male, probably mid twenties, rugby shirt, completely wasted) who wasn't feeling to well.. kinda stumbling around, trying to hold on to a fence near a canal. So the cops ride their bikes up to him and he starts freaking out, paranoid and all, trying to act sober.. kinda funny. So this policeman lies his hand on the shoulder of the tourist and says in a very friendly voice: "hey, are you ok? Bad trip? Try drinking a lot of water and maybe eat something, it'll help getting you sober. Can you find your way back to the hotel? Hang in there, take care!"... and he rides away, leaving the tourist completely stunned.. hehehehe

That was kinda funny to see. Was a nice cop though, since being totally drunk/wasted in public can get you a fine.. kinda depends on the situation I guess, especially since most male tourists in the Red Light District at night are FAR from sober.. hehe

 

Dude, I wouldn't do it now. At the time, they were moving to newer facilities, so the empty departments and floors helped as far as getting away with it. It wasn't a spontaneous event. I planned it out for a while, knowing it was possible. It actually took a year or so before I got the ball(s) to go through with it. Be very careful and make sure you are familiar with the security in the building before you try it. I don't want to see anyone busted as a result of my own recklessness.

 

nar man, it was on my to do list long before hehe i was just pointing out that it was a plan of mine as well hahaa