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Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Giant, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Is the world beginning to end?
     
  2. Giant

    Giant Member

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    The universe at large as been in an entropic death spiral since it began. However, you're in luck, our sun and in turn our planet have billions of years left in them.

    The number of years mankind has existed is not even a fraction of the time the Earth has been around, why would it suddenly end now?

    However once more! Humanity may cause the planet's atmosphere to become inhospitable to humans (and most land animals) some time in the distant future; but this would not mean it would destroy all life on Earth and the Earth would get along just fine without us.

    Or yes, if you like.
     
  3. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    ohh yeah lol. my bad, thought u wuz a st00pid old american :biggrin:
     
  4. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    humanity, meteor, iron production in sun, nearby supernova, alien contract, cliff richard etc etc.

    which religion is the right one?
     
  5. Giant

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    Alien contracts will boost the economy actually.

    The Ophians (or Ophites) have it about right, and in spiritually terms "about right" means: They just made stuff up like the rest of them. Nice diagrams though, they're big on diagrams. :devil:
     
  6. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    personally i would like to see the cliff richard question addressed

    blaming everything on aliens is not acceptable
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i meant contact. sorry lol.

    sounds pretty good to me :2thumbsup:
     
  8. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    interesting, i though orphites was something from some idiotic sci-fi movie, as most everything posted in this forum is

    [everything not directly related to masturbation or pseudo-drugs]

    but orphites seem to be real

    at least according to google, trying to read about "gnostic satanism" right now . . .

    EDIT: it's ophites, fuckin' google spell-checker busted my ass again
     
  9. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    Ophites viewed the serpent as the hero whereas the one who mainstream Christians interpret as their god was known as Yaldabaoth (who was seen as the creator of the material world, but not as God, but as the will of God), Samael (who can be compared to the angel of death or the Devil), or Saklas (which means 'fool' in the ancient language of Aramaic).

    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]Since the Bible does not actually identify the serpent more than being a serpent, the Ophites felt perfectly justified in their position, pointing to the serpent's trying to cause Adam and Eve to gain knowledge, and the forbidding of this knowledge by the figure which Christianity and Judaism identify as God.

    http://www.freewebs.com/gnosticsatanist/
     
  10. Giant

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    Cliff Richard is but a man. Any rumours of Christo-sorcery or his relation to Uriel the Archangel of Fire are to be ignored.


    Edit: Also thats what you get for typing off the top of your head, I'm not a great speller. :D
     
  11. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    how is Keith Richards still alive?
     
  12. Giant

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    He sniffs ground residue of mummified Celtic warriors.
     
  13. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    my back still hurts. can i get a refund?
     
  14. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    that answer is, i believe, incorrect

    i believe that the correct answer is to be found in the cough-suppressing qualities of the opiates

    the rest of us are wearing ourselves out through coughing and other pneumonary expulsions

    apart from a little bit of scratching, keef's system is untaxed

    [is pneumonary a word?]

    edit: stress-reduction to boot, keef will live to be 200, him and that lou reed feller
     
  15. Giant

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    I didn't say I would, just that I can. My mana is not to be used frivolously!



    That said I'm terribly sorry to hear you've got a bad back Booga! Go get yourself a professional massage some time this week, or a sexy massage if you've got a hot friend. c:

    Oh yeah and the beauty of the English language is anything can be a word so long as you give it a meaning, so I don't even have to look that one up! Exstravagreat!
     
  16. Giant

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    Oi, come along you lot.
     
  17. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    will my neighbors damn dog ever "go potty"? :frown:
     
  18. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    should i learn to speak spanish?
     
  19. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    should i go down the big slide?
     
  20. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    what else should i eat with my rosemary bread? i'm 98% vegan.
     
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