Gin is an Abomination onto the Lord!

I love gin, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

 

Osama Yo Mama!

Talk is cheap, dude.

When you offer somebody a drink & they don't want it you just let 'em die of thirst.

 

So is water.

Keep your fire and brimstones in the philosophy forum and please stop trolling.

 

Dude, if Gin is the subject, fine. I can take it or leave it.

I just don't like your MANTRA or your ICON.

I think you're the one who's TROLLING!

—You've got another agenda besides GIN.

I think you're a HATER in disguise!

Gin is a bully-pulpit for your bitterness.

So who's really preaching here?

Gin is just an excuse for your, "Jesus was a Monkey!"

So why don't YOU go over to the Religion & Philosophy Forum instead?

 

Bah!

First of all, as was already stated, I am the undisputed dictator of the Sol planetary system. Even if you could get all of the people of Earth, Mars, and Saturn to rebel against me, you could never get the people of Jupiter to rebel, they're a bunch of dumbasses and function as my power base.

Second of all, I reccomend, for your own good, that you consider switching to a proper intoxicating beverage, such as vodka, rum, whiskey, or even some sort of schnapps or liquer. For a recovering gin victim I would reccomend mezcal, but then again, I reccomend mezcal for everything.

 

i used to be against the delightful beverage that is gin, but over many long lunches with my grandma (who loves her gin ) i have seen the light.

gin and tonic, with perhaps a slice of lemon - so very good.

for those who like it sweeter maybe gin with lime cordial and lemonade.

but it has to be good quality gin. If you want it cheap and nasty then hit the vodka.

btw gin and juice - eew. grapefruit juice, maybe, but with other juice, erg. Try it with lime and lemonde - maybe some bitters too - and perhaps you too will become a convert.

 

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