Girls and what I dislike about them

I dislike how soft and smooth and pretty they are, and i really dislike their breasts, and their nice curvy butts, and how I can usually understand them unlike men, and..


er, wait... those are all the reasons why I -like- women! ahaha, smart me

 

Uh huh, I notice none of the women felt like touching this one. Uh huh, yahup.

 

i dislike that they all hate me so much. it hurts my feelings. sorta.

 

they're just jealous KC.


and scared.

 

oh wait! here's one thing tat i definitely have happen with girls more often than men. when you're debating something, arguing a point, they'll break in over what you're saying, and keep getting louder and louder and more emotional about it, no matter how esoteric or dry the topic. they won't argue rationally, they'll argue emotionally and think that when you stop bothering to speak over their yells that they've won the debate, when really you've just completely written them off because you realize they're not capable of listening.

yeah, i have men do it, too. but if you'll read the first line, it says "happen more with girls than with men." (just a pre-emptive statment for the first hyper-emotional reaction to my statement.) and yes, i said "girls" not "women." trying to illustrate the difference between maturity levels (if it pleases you.)

 

I hate it that they wear clothes.

 

i actually hate alot of things about women..
i don't relate to them very much in the "real" world.. most of my friends are guys

 

I dislike how they wont help me shave my legs...but whatever...

 

I can help you shave your legs

but only if you'll let me keep the hairs for my personal collection...

 

i dislike how they always go to the bathroom together.. and then when a whole pack of them is in there they act like they are incapable of getting the fuck out of the way so people who actually have to pee can... they just stand in front of the mirrors blabbing about how so and so want them soo bad and how whatever fuckin color of lipstick looks so good on who cares.. i mean really
just move along and let me pee :$

 

I awlays wondered what goes on in the bathroom when a whole bunch of girls goes in at once.

I dislike how they get pissed off at you when you have sex with their best friend, even after explaining calmly that you only slept with her because it was a necessary step towards the goal of having a threesome with both of them.

hmmm, I seem to have threesomes on the brain today.

 

i hate how they don't have penises

 

I bet they hate that too. Having one is pretty sweet. Mine is the best toy I have.

 

I hate how every woman I know is secretly in love with me but wont admit it.

 

Won't admit it?!? It's practically all they talk about.

 

i hate that some women can't stand to be flirted with.. like its such a bad deal to have somebody think your attractive... *pfft*

 

I would pay good money for the transcripts from those meetings.

 

I hate when women wear really skimpy clothing and then get mad when you notice.

Edit: It's really just the getting mad part that I hate.

 

My ex got really mad at me for not getting jealous when she talked to other guys.

I'm supposed to go on a passion killing when some guy trys to take you to a concert?

And also women can't be ever truly content. I could buy one of my guy friends a sandwhich and they'd take a bullet for me.

I could fuck a girl for four hours straight and make her cum 15 times and she'd be like "why'd you make me so tired?!" "I was supposed to go to the bank today."

 

I hate girls who pretend they are stupid.