I don't wear one pieces, either, but when I did (when I was a little kid), I pulled the whole thing down. Now that I realize I could've pulled the crotch to the side, I feel like I wasted a lot of my childhood. I wish they made girls bikinis with the cute top, but shorts that go down to your knees (like boy's swim shorts). I hate my thighs forever and do not like the way bikini bottoms make me feel.
^ that light bulb kinda looks like a _ _ _ _ _ . I say to the side too just be careful don't want anything getting on your or your bikini.
I think it's insanely cute, personally. I'm a really big fan of my body from the waist up. It's from there down I'm not so proud of.
If I were a woman, I wouldn't even bother removing the suit. They're skin tight and not waterproof, just go through them.
not my vagina personally. just hasty vagina care in general. though i suppose the chlorine in the pool would theoretically take care of that.
Its a movie. Its the only place I've ever heard that joke in those terms. I do miss A LOT of stuff in life, though, so I'm sure its a common joke.