Girls wank too..

Smack the pony.

 

Why should you. You can get the real thing any time. I know women masturbate, but I don't understand why. My wife, when I was married, did. Rather insulting to me, I thought. Then again, maybe it made sense. She liked good sex, and I wasn't the answer. Humiliating.

 

Ouch... go on.

 

I dont. Dont need to, my husband does it for me *shrug*

 

This thread really really sucked, there is not a single pic!

 

My first requirement to marrying a woman (should such an unfortunate turn of events befall me) is that she masturbate.

My second set of requirements, is that she lets me masturbate.

Otherwise, it's just lame...

 

I guarantee, if you meet a woman, that you're insanley attracted to and loves you, you wouldnt think twice about wether she masturbates or not. :willy_nilly:

 

I don't see how I could possibly be in love with a woman who doesn't masturbate.

It's not even sexy...

*gets your satire*

 

Well need i really say more then ":willy_nilly:" ?

Edit/P.S.
It wasn't satire, i was being 'dead' serious.

 

Toolmaggot got hairy palms!

 

I have never found a girl that does not masturbate, and if she didn't when I found her, she did AFTER i found her.

 

Why would that offend you? It's her body, and it's not like she was cheating on you.
Some women have a difficult time reaching orgasm with a partner, that shouldn't humiliate you.

 

I am almost afraid to ask you to ask your husband why I felt bad. She must have lied because she said I got her off sometimes. In fact she said I got her off multiple times at times.

 

But still, it's just a nice release sometimes...I would feel pretty strange if my husband did not want me to touch my own body, he is certainly free to touch his...

 

We should all just stop worrying about it and touch each other, kay?

 

I got hairy everything else, it'd look goofy if I didn't.

 

seriously-I don't masterbate. Ask my husband (he posts here)

 

Your posts keep amazing me. Just because someone masturbates doesn't mean they don't "get off" during sex, too. I find masturbating a completely different orgasm than I have with sex and sometimes I want that one. Not to mention, I can keep going, it's not like if you masturbate once, you're ruined for the day.

 

When I blow my rocks I don't have time to evaluate what feels like what. I just blow them. I have yet to evaluate the science of having an orgasm, about all I actually know is that some are better than others. If fingering yourself is your thing, more power to you.

 

when my ex stopped playing with her pussy, I knew the Doctors broke her..
Fuck science...
I really feel like beating the fuck out that doctor with with Dick for giving her a hysterectomy ..
nufsaid!