Boy Eric has an incredible opinion of himself. He thinks his wife left him because she had to masturbate since he obviously couldn't get her off. In fact she left him because he's an absolute peckerhead.
Fantasy Football League? Food For Life? Federal Firearms License? Feminists For Life? Florida Forensic League? Ah. French Foreign Legion. Why would you wish I were there? I don't swing that way.
Fartnose! 10 points for originality and maturity. Feminist is fantastic as well, because I honestly think women suck hardcore at a lot of things. Loser...well...yeah. So?
Oh Eric you're such a manly man. In fact such a manly man that you admit your wife would rather masturbate than have sex with you. I think that speaks for itself. On the other hand I'm sure I'd rather masturbate than have sex with your wife. Is that what you and your mercenary FFL pals do for fun on a Saturday night? Gang rape men twice their age? Ah the French. Sounds like a party to be proud of... **Edit**
Zoomie: "Oh Eric you're such a manly man." My luck, admired by a fag. Too bad your such a jackoff, my ex-wife would have liked a feminine fellow like you. You're such a guy. You better not come to France. You'll be raped, you've a nice looking butt. You should probably not put you hat so far down over it.