Girls wank too..

Roffle. Sure thing.

I got skinny, then in the past year I got fatter than I've ever been. Go figure.

 

Slammin' jiggles are a beautiful thing.

 

Not so much. I have legit rolls. And back tits.

I'm working out nao, though. Hopefully I can get rid of most of it.

 

If I thought it would get me anywhere I'd tell you how hot that is. But I just can't be bothered now...

 

Rofflewaffle. Very well then.

 

Well, unless you want to hear about me rubbing you down with garlic butter and probing every fold...

 

Garlic butter? What am I, a breadstick?

 

Can I have sloppy seconds? The butter will be all nice an melted when your done

 

Well I intended to lick every bit of it off of her, but I could leave you a morsel or two...

 

Hot damn. I much prefer olive oil... I can't imagine butter being good for my skin. I have enough backne, thank you.

 

Mmmmm all the better. Olive oil. And oregano.

 

Anything but curry. I fucking hate curry.

 

Nah. You look like you'd taste good plain but a little Mediterranean is nice.

 

Why are you being so greedy? Theres enough baste for the both of us...Could we not simply perform a spit roast? It's Christmas FFS

 

Fuck Christmas.

 

I'm only kidding ToolMaggot.

I wouldn't really suggest spit roasting you (covered in garlic butter) with Zoomie.























If I did I call first on the head (Zoomie gets tail) :toetap05:

 

Yeah, I bet Zoomie does get tail.

BAHAHAH.

 

not lately, but I'm working on it.