Girls - what objects have you fucked yourself with? Be honest! :p

haha no pictured from me!!
only to good friends lol

 

Okay....*sigh* I'll have to take your word for it. But your beautfiul sig pic will have to do for now

 

that secert will continue to be mine

 

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this thread is really old, but i got a really good laugh from the bread part.
also, proactiv bottles, wow... not the only one.

 

Do you know what the woman riding a seatless bicycle on a bumpy road said?

I'll never cum this way again.

 

Let me think.

In my pussy I've masterbated with a Palmers cocoa butter bottle, dumb bell weights, my hair brush, just to name a few. I also owned 2 balls tied together with a string and they had something inside them and I went to the movies with them in a few years ago. I've also masterbated with my mobile on vibrate against my pussy and got off on that.

In my ass I've masterbated with a Palmers Cocoa butter bottle, my hair brush (this morning actually), a tampon *good luck trying to get it out though, Ooops lol*, impulse spray bottle, 10 mls perfume bottle, a little bottle of nail polish lol * again good luck trying to get it out*.

Dildos for both also but I don't own one.

I've also had a knife handle rammed up my ass but that's another story.

 

Dildos, markers, fingers, and a spoon. that's it I think.

 

why do you need such things ?

 

halfway through reading this I had to masterbate, how do girls masterbate without porn? do they not need visual stimuli?

 

That's pretty damn impressive! I don't know why, but I get off on the idea of women masturbating with objects... like, I can see it in my head. I like the idea of anything sliding into a pussy in general lol

Did it only hurt or did it feel good at the same time? Because it's something that you could work on a little bit at a time so you could get it in and it would really feel good eventually.

 

My Ex Once Asked me to Insert a Banana...

 

well...did you do it?

 

i have put all sorts of things up my pussy. fingers, my whole hand. water bottles, the top of wine bottles, all sorts of bottles, pens, brushes. ive put handles of all sorts of stuff things up there. vegi's, i love cucumbers, and yeah i use a condom. i once, long time ago, was in the kitchen using a turkey baster to orgasm, and just as i finished my mom came home, i put it in the sink. later that night she used it, for a chicken. i hope she washed it, i didnt eat the chicken. in fact i think thats when i turned vegi.

 

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA, *rolls over on floor laughing histerically

 

When my daughter was 20 she confessed that when she was 14 or so she used to masturbate with the mouthpiece/stem of my tobacco pipes. She always wiped it clean afterwards.

I remembered once when I lit up one of my pipes there was a unpleasent odor/taste to the mouthpiece of a pipe I hadn't used for awhile. I figured it was just my spit.
Anyway no harm/no foul.

 

So when you say whole hand, you mean past the thumb!? Always amazed mehow girls can do that, especially to themselves. Angle just seems very ackward if nothing else.

 

I like my idea. I'm actually in position and ready to start. What I do is wear an extra large pair of sweats. Then I take a clean towel and twist it up and place it between my legs. this cradels you from your abs to your lower back, and when twisted up tightly enough, feels soooo good. Once I am ready, I look at dirty pictures or read forums like these. Soon I am rocking in my chair, back and forth, side to side, humping the hell out of the towel. Well, here I go

 

woah. Make me hard much? I wanna watch this porno. I'd steal thar phone and use it for my own personal doings!:drool:

 

Oh yeah!!! Now that's brutal honesty for ya..........I think I love you Amber.........Rock On!!!