Give me anal!

Now you are calling my wife a "female liberalist whore". I can gaurantee you only one of those words fits her description. I will see if you are smart enough to figure out which one. Imagine what she would think if she read this. Does calling your girls (or boys maybe) "homo conservitard cum belching road whores" get you laid much? I can picture it; you say "Hey bitch, let's go fuck" and she says "Amen, brother!" Hmmm, who's the whore?

Of course, if you watch a lot of porn, you come to expect women to be sex objects instead of ladies. So it would be natural to treat the female of the species with great scorn.

 

Championing the ideals of feminists, huh? Dude, it is first of all abhorrent when radical women overly assert their extreme femi-nazi views (e.g., objectification of women, etc.) and other such nonsense crap. However, when it comes from a man I consider it quite awkward and shameful. I know firsthand because I was just like that straight out of high school. Feminist ideologies became more and more bullshit to me during my undergraduate years, and by the time I left Cal I was so glad to. You know the routine, dude: agree with their ideals, bash on Republicans, support gay rights, affirmative action, and other liberal issues so you can hopefully get into a feminist's pants--in my case, her butt. However, tell this feminist shit to a businessman who ended up divorcing his wife and lost half his money and he will share with you pain that is far more real and important than radical ideologies. Shouldn't men act like men? Or should they assume the "modern" role of how men should behave: sensitive, weak, caring, and especially politically left.

We are straying off-topic, guys. We are talking about what is more important to us all: anal sex. Despite political differences, we all share the desire to sodomize a hot chick. I just happen to be more honest and direct about it.

 

Actually this site really isnt all that liberal hippy, I dont think the majority of members here fit that description, even if you dont count the one-post-I-want-to-shag-my-sister-or-is-my-penis-too-small-wonders

Personally, I never use the C word, but I do try to educate every Christian nutter I meet in real life the obviousness of the truth: The high probability that Jesus didnt 'like girls in that way'

Still BDM is right, the phrase "love making" doesnt scream masculinity

 

Maybe if your ideas of "masculinity" come from television.

 

"Love making" is women talk, and men who say it are the weak men who go to whatever costs to get laid. I detest such obsequious, pussywhipped wimps. Ever heard that Aerosmith classic, "Walk This Way"?

I'll go to the bar tonight and look for an anal whore I can make anal love to.

 

DUDE, you just wrote that whole thing to a man who has voted a straight republican ticket for the last 25 years. I am probably the most conservative member on this board. I used to be Amish. It's just that in my opinion, any lady should be treated like an object of beauty and great value. And the only pants I am really intersted in getting into belong to either me or my wife. Of course, if I meet a whore I also treat her with respect, because I don't know any better.

 

Actually I believe in equality, bash both political parties equally, support gay rights (I am surprised you don't given how much you LOOOOOVE anal sex), I support not giving tax breaks to the rich etc. I never held any of these beliefs to get into anybodies pants.

As for the poor business man that lost half his shit in a divorce. Stupid motherfucker should have had a prenup before he signed on the line.

As for acting like a "man". I am sensitive, caring, and politically left. And all of my life I have worked in a saw mill, on a fishing boat, and as a bike messenger among other things. I have done jobs with a narrow margin of error that if you do fuck up it could cost you your life. In my teen years I have beaten the shit of fuckwads like you. Now I'm in my mid 30's I have a screw in one of my wrists and my body is starting to betray me. But in that time I also worked on my mind. So I've had the best of both worlds.

You've insulted all of the regulars on here. You've insulted their wives and girlfriends. You've broken major rules regarding use of abusive language and not soliciting others. Long story short I'm surprised that you haven't been banned from here yet.

As for "Acting like a man." You aren't a man. You are a cowardly little pussy. You say things online in semi-anonymity, from your little cave somewhere that if you said to anyone in real life. On the Street. To their face. Would get your skull cracked.

I don't believe you even went to Cal. Judging from your writing I've known people like you. Most of them started sneaking booze from their parents liquor cabinet at 11. Graduated to huffing gas at 13. Were is slow class by highschool. Smoking pot in the parking lot and staying back 3 times by 15. Dropping out at 17. And not being able to hold a minimum wage job for the rest of their lives.

I've heard it said that when you argue with a fool it becomes hard to tell who the fool is. So maybe I'll leave it at this.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I'm curios, if you are so much into anal sex, why not look for men? There are a lot more men who enjoy anal sex than there are women. You could probably have more than you want.

 

Absolutely I agree with you, but for me I only give such treatment to anal whores. However, if women make such demands without giving up her asshole, she is a conniving and selfish bitch. Let me get to the point: in my world, if she wants proper treatment--including the goods--she has to hold up her end of the bargain by bending over, arching her back and spreading her ass cheeks wide apart for me.

 

Errr, that is actually the complete opposite of the truth

Because somehow magically ranking rules dont apply to guys into guys? If they are that way then they are going to want to get with any guy no matter what he looks like?

Again the complete opposite of the truth. Most gay guys are vain little creatures. It would be far far easier for him to find a gal, one of 55% of the population, up for a bit of back door fun. Than a gay guy, one of 2% of the population thats going to reject him cos he doesnt smell right, doesnt have abs, isnt hot enough

Just cos your wife might not be a fan and all other girls never talk about it out loud, prefer to keep that stuff private - doesnt mean those kind of statements are even close to the reality

 

Actually Backdoor Man I love smashing your delusions of grandeur so I'll just say it. You are not a "Real Man" you are a coward who hides behind the anonymity of the internet to talk shit. Someday you may grow up. I won't hold my breath though.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

So how do you know ahead of time if a woman is go to spread her ass for you or not? For instance, you walk into a bar and see a gorgeous woman by herself in the corner. Do you walk up to her and say "You bitch, get in my truck. I'm going to trash your ass!" And then if she does so and lets you, you are nice to her from that point on and treat her with respect and love?

Remember, if you are nice to them before you know if they are anal whores just to see if you can get in their ass, you are being a hypocrite.

It sounds to me like you have serious issues, perhaps raped as a child. Does your therapist know about these things? Oh right, a manly man would never go see a therapist.

I would say, Backdoor Man, Men like you are the reason the feminist movement started.

I would like to see a show of hands from all the women who want a man to approach them and say "Hey Bitch, bend over and spread'em. I'm going to rape your ass!" And I of course understand there might be some.

 

What the? LOL.

So why are you so angry at him

I would say the feminist movement started for nothing about sex, but that most guys are idiots and gals can do many of the same jobs and get paid the same and should have had an input with voting so there were more candidates considering womens, family issues

I think you'll find you wont hear a peep from them, especially on this issue. They have to worry more about their reputation amongst other girls than anything a guy has to say

 

Funny, I don't have that "love making" problem with my woman. She has no problem asking or being asked to have sex.

You and your anal whores are the exact same thing as women who have to think of sex as "love making". You can't deal with the fact that people just have sex, and there's different kinds for different kinds of people.

On one ultra fem-nazi side there's the love making feminists who can't deal with the reality of fucking, on the other super-over-compensating-for-his-tiny-penis-and-general-lack-of-masculinity side there's back door man and his need to anally pound whores. And then there's the rest of us, who might go for love making, anal whores, or just plain sex, depending on the time of day, our mood at the time, and our partner's mood. But backdoor man doesn't know what having a partner is, he only has the anal whores on his computer screen. (I have those too, and they're good fun, but I'm not limited to anal whores for my fun)

 

Now I'm angry at him? If I was angry at him, you would be seeing some serious fucking shit on your screen. What you are seeing now is just minor sparring, for my own entertainment.

 

Well even minor sparring with him for your own entertainment seems to be like kicking water uphill. It seems that every time someone more articulate than he is makes a more intelligent argument then he appears to be capable of he backs down. Maybe he will get a clue eventually but I doubt it.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Tell your BF you want it in the ass next time he gets a boner

 

Uh tried it. Nope.

 

you have to be 9inches or better for the orison to ride you... If i wanted a little dick, id sit on my thumb..

 

I'm right at 6 foot with shoes on. It sounds to me like you are looking for a squirrel. They're about 9".