Give the person above you a backhanded compliment.

The people who make condoms are busy because of you...

 

Yeah, but they're always sold out when I go for them because of you.

 

I got plenty.

 

but that's because you never get a chance to use them

 

It's fun how these guys attempt to make back-handed compliments. Thanks for the entertainment!

 

you're pretty attractive...for a pig

 

Pigs need love. Players fuck up.

 

Thanks For The Offer To Shout Us A Nice Intimate Romantic Dinner Tonight My Dear........Suprise......Suprise!!!!!....... Mc Donalds (drive through)!!!!.....What A Thoughtful Gesture Indeed.


Yours Sarcastically......Glen.

 

You're the rustic type? The outback suits you.

 

thats cute my five year old cousin said the same joke.

 

I remember when I had MY first beer...

 

When you're upside down your feet look younger.

 

thats a nice ass u have

 

you look familiar, I think I did your mom at a dead show in 1991.

 

With a post count like that you must be very dedicated to wasting time.

 

when its dark enough you're actually very beautiful

 

I thought I saw you the other day. You were headed into the adult book store.

 

man, the hair on your ass bounces so beautifully when you run away.......

 

you truly are one of a kind i hope i never see another person like you

 

I can hardly see the lipo scars under all those rolls.