Give the person above you a backhanded compliment.

Cool outfit. But then you've always had a thing for Barbarella, haven't you?

 

That's a great mustache! Did you get it at the pet store?

 

I really admire all the effort you put into trying to look presentable.

 

You and my cousin have the same handwriting he's in the second grade.

 

Yer prettier than a pig's hiney and twice as smart!

 

Your boobs are just fine, who says bigguns are better?

 

Can I just give him a backhand? He's had enough compliments.

 

You certainly are a fantastic... well, give me a minute... I'm sure there's something.

 

I like how you couldn't think of anything but posted anyway.

 

you're a great drunk

 

You have a great looking ass...I like the fat mushy look.

 

If you weren't so stupid you'd be a really great catch.

 

You look really nice today, like a hooker.

 

I've seen that dance before... was it Steve Martin in The Jerk?

 

You remind me of somebody famous, Michael Jackson I think. Put on this mask so I can make sure.

 

Weekend At Bernie's!!!

 

That would have been a really good answer to a different question.

 

You Really Have Excellent Taste In Wine My Dear.......But Don't You Think That Putting A "Price Limit" Of Five Dollars A Bottle.........May Be Just A Tad Restrictive.......???????



Yours..In Appreciation Of The Occasional Fine Glass...........(or ten)..


Glen.

 

nice haircut, buddy. it takes the attention off of your face.

 

You have that lovely radiant glow about you... when are you due?