Give the poster above you a job.

hooters waitress

 

....turn the concept of Star Wars into a religious cult.

 

make macauly culkin a star again

 

make barred windows for people who have problems with keeping kitty kats out of their room who try to tie them up and eat their eyes..

 

become the worlds first blow job machine.

 

become a botanist by day, and a heavy metal drummer at night

 

deflower 1000 virgins

 

Deflower no virgins.

 

turn every Bible verse into a Weird Al-inspired parody.

 

take my dog, named Run Jack Run, on a long walk while feeding him jelly donuts and laughing histerically

 

attend a tea party with the queen

 

steal michael jacksons nose when he is not looking....(I'm like imagining all this crap right now and it's making me laugh immensly)

 

Be a Neo-Fascist Politician.

 

do as keith moon did. dress up as a nazi and walk through a jewish town while doing the salute and screaming in german.

 

yell, "COME ON PEOPLE NOW, SMILE ON UR BROTHERRRR EVERYYYBODY GET TOGETHER TRY TO LOOOVE ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOOOWWW" while standing on top of a hill

 

Serenade her lover with the lyrics of "Drain you"

 

Be a right wing conservative for a day

 

Failure... oh wait.

 

ROCKIN!!!!!!!

for Lodui- potsie

 

sing the national anthem backwards then choke a bitch