god damn it

whats auqa?

 

Haven't eaten enough for that

 

I just picked up a family size box of douche bags.......

 

quote: Get a douche baggie, fill it with air, shoot air up your ass, then fart normaly.

Alright, hold on.

 

ok I'm getting it, kind of sounds like whales talking

I hope I don't drop the laptop into the water, but putting the air up my ass was nice.

 

ok, but thats a little advanced, I want to take this slow

 

If I'm gonna go that far its going to be filmed and sold online

 

^ listen to him, he is the voice of experience