God sucks cock -

God disobeyed some of my commandments.

 

If I had only known, I would have started praying long ago. How about Jesus, a 3 some with a daddy and his boy would be fun.

 

Don't be putting down Christ. I mean, look, this picture says it all.

 

You guys are lucky She has a good sense of humor.
Jesus Christ! I have never read so much complaining. I believe in Her/Him totally, Spirit is more real to me than the mountains or the stars. I just can't prove it to you or else you wouldn't have free will anymore. If you are right, and we are just some mutated organic crystal or something, I will eat my own vomit. lol
It is kind of tricky to prove something does not exist though, so I feel pretty safe.

 

after reading blackguards post, inpiration for writing another song hit me...so here goes.....

With her grandmother's face and her father's brown eyes
Her own force of will to her mother's surprise
A whole look about her that says that she may
She lifted her arms and she floated away

She floated away, she floated away
She lifted her arms and she floated away
She don't give a damn what the other girls say
She lifted her arms and she floated away

"Let me talk to you mother," she tried to confess
"Go ahead honey and wear the white dress
Don't let traditions go stand in your way"
She lifted her arms and she floated away

Well a man has two reasons for things that he does
The first one is pride and the second one is love
All understandings must come by this way
She lifted her arms and she floated away

 

God is a terrible banjo player.

 

They tell us not to look at the sun, because under his robes, God doesn't wear underwear....

 

I wonder how god looks like....does he wear robes, or is he all nakey??
*gets zapped by lightning*,I wasn't talking to you!!!