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That may be true, but he could still do without the insults. I mean, he called him a mentally challenged kid, for macaroni's sake. Then he implied that he wouldn't be able to understand some simple advice, which was uncalled for in my opinion.

 

man hes been given advice here for 6 months that i know of here (or it seems like it),, ive seen a lot of good advice shoved his way,, he just dont seem to grasp it..

even this thread,, come on man,, taping two whole joints to yer leg??

jesus fuckin christ bury it in yer fuckin suitcase,,, ..

i can just see him walkin thru the airport an the tape come loose an it falls down his leg,, an he gets busted...

im sorry the kid is just ,, inept??

 

But he IS mentally challenged and repeatedly seems to NOT understand what's being said to him.

This is a guy who believes that good parenting is buying your kids drugs and doing them with em.

This is a guy who just hands money to ripoff artists.

This is a guy who thinks taping joints to his leg and going through TSA security is a good idea.

And when you take him to task on it, seems to not get what's being said.

 

He does seem to get ripped off a lot and he needs to learn to take some advice. There are plenty of people that are WAY stupider than he is, but even they don't deserve to be insulted. Maybe I'm just too nice or something.

 

man,, words on a screen should never be considered a insult.. because there just that...

 

Look, telling someone he or she is clueless is NOT insulting.

HHB just doesn't have the time or patience to do it politely, then less politely, then more bluntly, watching the oblivious answers coming back.

In short - the kid asked for quick advice and got it. "you're too stupid to pull this off - don't."

 

Oh well....I guess we'll see how it worked out for him if he tried it.

 

HHB, where in GA are you? I live in Gainesville about 45-50 miles NE of ATL.

 

somethin like that,,, man i could say the same fuckin thing to yer face,, ,,err his face,, an because of voice inflection,body manurisms,all around vibe youd take it in a completley diffrent context i feel..

but because its words on a screen your mind inflects what those words on a screen imply to it..

ya get why i say words on a screen are just that?

 

ellijay,, its all on our web page..

 

Because they are. lol

 

Where is ellijay in relation to ATL?

 

dood,, just look at our web page,, hello,, thats why we made it... so we wouldnt have to rehash??

 

Here's how it'll go

AIRPORT - DAY

MJP goes to the TSA screening point. He's wearing a T shirt saying "I *heart* weed"

TSA Agent: "Anything in your pockets"
MJP: "No, it's taped to my leg. I mean, no, nothing's taped to my leg, yeah I've got some stuff in my pockets"

He empties his pocket into the little bucket. Keys, change, a bong screen and a roach clip.

The TSA agent by now has started to notice that he keeps reflexively touching his upper leg every few minutes to make sure the tape's still there.

TSA Agent: "Are you OK, sir?" (waves for other agents to show up)

By this point MJP is totally surrounded.

TSA Agent: "Are you bringing anything onto this airplane we need to know about? Step through the metal detector please"

RING RING RING - to mask the smell of the joints Einstein wrapped em in tinfoil which is lighting up the metal detector.

TSA Agent - "OK, buddy, stand over here, please, open your arms and legs like this"

MJP does so. As the wand waves over the hidden stash the bell goes off.

TSA Agent - "You hiding a knife there?"

MJP - "No, there's no dope taped to my leg, officer. No."

 

AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA,,THATS THE BEST IVE SEEN IN THESE FORUMS IN YEARS!!


AAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH

 

hahahaha

 

And what happens next?

INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY
TSA Agent - "Nice try, there, pal. OK, now take off all your clothes, and assume the position. It's full body search time, Cheech."
MJP - "Hey dude, why are you harshing my buzz? It's only a couple of joints. Tell you what, here's $20. Take these joints and meet me in the Burger King area in 15 minutes - say they were oregano or something. But don't be late, man, my parents will want to make sure I get on the plane and I don't wanna get ripped off again."
TSA Agent - "What the...."
TSA Agent 2 - "Hey Mitch, come over here."
TSA Agent - "Don't move."

The agents go off together.

TSA Agent 2 - "Kid got lucky."
TSA Agent - "Why's that?"
TSA Agent 2 - "This is oregano. Drug test kit shows this is nothing more than pizza spice."
TSA Agent - "You mean, he got burned?"
TSA Agent 2 - "Yeah"
TSA Agent - "How much cash did he have on him?"
TSA Agent 2 - "$150"

They go back

TSA Agent - "Listen, bro, I could lose my job over this, but I'll do what you say for $150."
MJP - "$150?"
TSA Agent - "Either that, or you can end up rooming with Big Bubba for twenty years or so."
MJP - "Here! And the $20 that's in my sock! Just make sure you bring the stash to burger king in 15 ok?????"

20 minutes later.....

INTERIOR - PLANE - DAY

MJP - "Damn, man - he never showed. I got ripped off AGAIN!"

 

Heeee Oh Shit,... Im Savin This Story,, An Printin It An Shit.. Its A Classic..

 

Can we call MJP "Fat Freddie" from now on?

 

omg that is hilarious!!!! You made my day! Bravo!