Going out tonight

I've been there, lady. I think I did everything imaginable with the exception of castor oil. I then proceeded to cry when my due date came and went, and I was still fat and miserable.

 

My stomach is tougher than a trucker's when it comes to tb.

 

I have an ecard on my FB that says

"If they put DUI checkpoints at all Taco Bell drive thrus we would all be Screwed"

oh so true...

 

Not me. I'm responsible and stuff; I would and have made my cab driver swing through.

 

or del taco

 

Fuck Del stinkin' Taco. I can't wait to get back to the Mainland and have a
Chipotle burrito. Ah-may-zing.

 

5 guys
in n out
the habit
sonic

:drool5:

 

I just got a bout of nostalgia thinking about Perkins. Denny's is a big fat fail.

 

Dennys is for white trash people like myself

 

Truth. This was how I spent a portion of last night.

 

yeah, the alcohol is necessary. sober taco bell is more like an hour of bathroom time.

 

Been wanting to go to Dennys. We don't have on around here.

And Del Taco is El Shitto!

 

Sounds simply elegant.

 

You guys have got me craving some Denny's, but I've never been there sober and I don't know if I can handle it, I'm used to going at 3 am when I'm drunk and stoned and it makes sense to polish off a grand slam with extra pancakes then order a dessert.

 

God, I would kill for some Taco Bell right now. Too bad my fucking car is fucked. *scowls at car*

 

last night i spent way too much time posting on the forums. i guess that's what happens when i get too much free time.

tonight i'll be playing outdated video games, and posting on the forums lol. or maybe ill spend the night getting stoned with one of my friends who just broke up with her boyfriend and helping her get over it. she's taking it pretty hard.

 

Me tooo, but im working all night

 

well looks like she bailed on me.

has officially lost my sympathy.

the next time i'm hanging out with her boyfriend and some of our other friends and she starts blowing up all our phones crying because she feels left out i'm not really going to care.

 

she did you a favor. you don't want to be that guy.

 

seriously. i don't know why i always put myself in positions like that.