Gonna Try the Vegan

Vactum, she was speaking Russian... but we write Russian using the Latin alphabet, and not the Cyrillic, which is why you can't translate it using a translator.


I'm a semi-vegetarian. I eat carrots and babies.

 

What, no onions


Hotwater

 

You can't imagine how much I love onions and garlic.

I'm no vampire.

Thinking about it, I can't really name any food that I truly don't like... I would rather not eat things such as liver or cow tongue, but I don't mind eating them if it's the only thing around...

Food is good, being picky is bad.

 

Damn you, sneaky-sneaks.

 

Well.... my computer doesn't automatically recognize Cyrillic, and encoding the website everytime is a pain in the ass.

Plus, I don't know the Cyrillic computer keyboard arrangement...so it would take me a whole lotta time to type something.

 

Gotcha, I thought you were just trying to be sly.

 

I don't need to be sly while I have my charm and my good looks!

 

GOD, you're beautiful.

 

I'm also omninutritious.

 

This is Random Thoughts, not Pure Bull xD

 

A rana utrom, ver ne ver... Ya vstal ot slabasti shatayas... i vishal vdver, ya vishal vdver... tiper vsibye ya sabnivayusj.






You see, now I'm just being sly

 

Hey! Tiper vsibye ya sabnivayusj to you too, pal!

 

I will find a translator somewhere! And I think my father my speak russian, as for the latin-alphebet-russian I am not aware.

 

You see... you won't find a translator... there is no official way to write Russian in a Latin alphabet, so we just write it phonetically... which means that there are at least 10 ways to write every word, it just depends on which letters you choose.

Per example... the word for "translator" can be written as such:

Perevodshik
Pirivodshek
Pyrvodsik
Peryvodschik
Pirevodscheck

and so on and on.

Haha

 

AND THE WOUND IN THE MORNING, FAITHS НE OF FAITHS... ЫА HAS RISEN ОT СЛAБAСTИ

That is all I got, when I realized there is no h in the alphabet. I am probably doing it wrong, but atleast it gave me something to do within the past 15 minutes.

 

I figured that's what you were doing, but I didn't get all of it, and I am hot, and sweaty my fucking AC needs to get the hell on and I need another cig, my eyes hurt.

 

you bastards, talking the way we can't!!! how DARE you

 

Man... you did suprisingly well.

Direct translation of what I said would be:

Early in the morning, believe it or not... I got up shaking from weakness... and came out the door, I came out the door... now I am not sure of myself.

It's a song lyric by Vladimir Visotski, ask your dad about him if he speaks Russian.

 

He went upstairs to smoke like 15 minutes ago, and I haven't seen him since, will probably end up falling asleep up there. <3 Wikipedia & freetranslation.com haha.

 

You should still ask him about Visotski when you can...he's like a national hero.


How does your dad know Russian?