Good stoner jobs?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Pixelpirate, Sep 8, 2008.

  1. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    that sucks do you work at a chain store? family places are the way to go...

    but on some slow nights i do make a lot less. one monday there were literally NO deliveries at all, so i just did bitch work for 6 hours and only got 36 bucks lol, on busy nights, i'll be in the shop for maybe 30 minutes the whole night
     
  2. campfire-fly

    campfire-fly Member

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    print journalist
     
  3. Charlisangel

    Charlisangel Member

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    Wow now I feel like working in a pizza place.
     
  4. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    lol if you do, deliver.. nothing else is worth it.. and dont work for some scum company like dominos or something.
     
  5. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    don't delivery guys get robbed a lot? i think that'd be a terrifying job.
     
  6. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Pizza guys around here get shot and robbed very often.

    Not to mention a good friend of mine jumped on a pizza guys back while on a shroom trip and was riding him like a horse for a good stretch of a sidewalk. The poor bastards.
     
  7. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Once I can get my driver's license I should be able to get a job for the radio station driving around one of the huge vans with the control center mast on top setting up remotes. You get paid 25$ an hour and you drive using their gas. That should be tight as fuck as long as I can get the job.
     
  8. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    lmao i dont deliver in the ghetto, i live in a pretty quiet area. never been a victim of a violent crime in my life...

    there was one fucker who took the food and said, be right back, but closed the door while yelling, fuck you!

    pretty dumb thing to do considering i know where he lives, so i just came back the next day and destroyed his car with paintballs, then i smacked him around a little until he paid me when i saw him at a party lol... i wouldnt really care, but it was alot of food and I had to pay for it.
     
  9. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    lol, yup, exactly what I was thinkin with my post. I worked at a (non chain) pizza place for a year, and got to eat whatever :D, plus I'd always get free shots and mixed drinks from all the lushes who worked in the kitchen.. :cheers2:
     
  10. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Museum attendant. :p
     
  11. mmg

    mmg fish out of water

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    LIFE GUARD!


    chillin by the pool.
     
  12. Nugzofdachron

    Nugzofdachron Member

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    My job is extremly stoner friendly, working at a hospital is what i do,but what am i to say to you. just serve some food, its not hard dude.
     
  13. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Meh id rather do nothing at all if possible... Less work is always better
     
  14. SlightlyStoopid

    SlightlyStoopid Member

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    haha i worked a summer job where all i did was drive... and set insect traps lol...
     
  15. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Sounds like a nice job. For what purpose were they catched?
     
  16. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    thats pretty irresponsible. Putting other peoples lives in danger cause you are stoned... greeaaat idea.
     
  17. TangerineSoul

    TangerineSoul Member

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    This is true, I worked at a grocery store for two years (Bulk Food, Floral, Produce) and I don't think I met a single worker who didn't munch out on stolen food in one of the freezers. Management never once goes in the freezers and 95% of non-management are stoners.

    It was a pretty cool job. I could get baked on my break, come back to bulk food and use our peanut butter machine to make peanut butter, go to the produce room to scrape out all the excess peanut butter and eat it, and then chill with the produce people and eat pineapple in the cooler. Why did I quit there agin?
     
  18. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Not like there isn't more than one lifeguard at the pool, I mean, they can't ALL be stoned, take that back they totally could hehe. Luckily I don't need to worry about people's lives, just that their beer needs chillin in the cooler :D.
     
  19. SlightlyStoopid

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    haha moths
     
  20. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    In the current state of world economics any job is a good job
     
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