Goofy things your kids say

applespark what a silly boy

 

a little boy i used to babysit did the exact same thing!!!!!

 

haha thats great, cracks me up every time i read it

 

how old is he?

 

When my brother was little he refused to eat grilled cheese sandwiches. He only wanted BOY cheese sandwiches. He thought we were offering him 'girl' cheese sandwiches, instead of grilled cheese sandwiches.



I used to take care of the children of migrant workers from Mexico while the adults were in ESL class. Well, I was expecting my first daughter, and my belly was huge. The children wanted to know why. I told them I was expecting a baby. They wanted to know how the baby got in there, how it was going to get out, and what it was wearing. I knew for a fact that some of their parents were Catholic, and that I should really let the parents explain this to their own very small children. I did tell them that the baby was naked inside my belly, which they thought was both scandalous and hilarious! I told them to ask their parents about the rest of it.

One evening those same kids and I were sitting down to eat a snack. They asked me if God poops. I was not sure what the vatican's official stance on this issue was, so I said that I didn't know, but that I thought that everything that eats, poops. They had a long discussion and THEY decided that God eats and, therefor, poops.

My daughter calls New York 'Yoo Nork'.

 

blackie you're a good father, we all know you are, if you dont want to write about something you dont have to

 

yeah cause you pissed me off and were making me uncomfortable, i dont remember what it was for, but that doesn't mean youre a bad father..

 

what the hell, im not accusing you of anything?