grabbing people's genitals

i grab.

i'm no gentleman.

girls with saggy tits are the most fun to sauce because there is such a long way to lift

the further the drop, the bigger the bounce.

 

you want a groping group?

they say three's company....

 

I have a huge ass and a lot of people pinch and slap it. No one wants on my d though...

 

i loves you z :biggrin:

i have multiple groups, cause i'm so awesome like that
and in one of them we dress up in weird outfits getting drunk, they call everyone mom and dad, cept me cause i'm uncle jessie
that gets so many weird looks/comments from outsiders
i'm pretty sure it's just cause they're always drunk and calling people mom and dad is easier than remembering names

i had a hat party last night with the new group i've started hanging out with, i love finding weird people like me

i wanna sauce...

 

i have multiple groups too because i have multiple personalities.

i think we are going to be having a roaring 20's party during the holidays. we downloaded a dictionary of 20's slang so we can throw some strange words into conversation. we're going to play jazz (or maybe just jagga jazzist) and put bottles of gin in the bathtub

i want to be uncle laura.

 

Dr. Vanselow says...

groping is fun, its good for the immune system, and its highly recommended as a depression cure...:cheers2:

 

Lets chiill :cheers2: PS, I'm not legal yet but if something happens... my lips are sealed

 

i also hope that you're a guy, so i can put my penis in you
but i would grab your vag

oh god i totally want to go to that party!!!!

i will call you uncle laura
but that just sounds weird, but i'll still do it

since i read alex's confession yesterday, i've been thinking of having a fake blood party, where we pour fake blood all over ourselves and run around with swords, me with my hatchet

 

oh fuck yeah, i'm so down, i will bring my machete

 

I'm a guy. I promise.

 

a hole is a hole

awesome slow, you can come too then, as a veteran

 

I wanna know how many people kiss their friends either on the cheek or the lips. I know it happens in europe a lot, even in places like Iraq.

why are Americans such poons?

 

lol we should all make out and grope as a greeting.

 

don't be such a prude. the hello fuck is the only way to go.

 

i always hug as a greeting, but a kiss would be alot nicer
one of the many reasons why i love europe

 

i've done that a few times
it really just depends on how good looking/drunk they/i am

 

and how much they pay...

oh burn!

 

that was a good burn, way better than the burn i had last week when i peed

i usually go for the cheaper male hookers, cause i'm a jew with my monies

 

My friends and I used to play asshole, where we'd fondle the driver in a car whenever we saw a bug.

Usually till we got hit. :biggrin:

 

i'm not prude, i'm lazy.