Grasshoppers are of the devil!

We have tons of bugs here including dragon flies. They usually leave me alone. Sometimes they will land on me but I just swat at them and they move on. I like watching them catch and eat flies.

What? I live out in the country. It can be a bit boring here. haha

 

i didn't say anything!

I love watching them too! They're supposed to be mans next best friend ...

where is here?

 

A small podunk town in Georgia.

 

oh that sucks. except when the olympics are on cause everyone forgives you guys.

 

Hahaha!

 

at least it didn't try to hop into your mouth...


:leaving:

 

I am scared to death of grasshoppers thanks to my brother.

When I was in second grade, my hair was like down to my waist. Well one day I was walking home from the bus stop after school when my brother found one of those big ass brown grasshoppers with the spiney shit on their legs. He put it in my hair and it got tangled up in it. I swear to this day I can so recall the panic I felt having to run home with that damn grasshopper stuck in my hair. I cringe just thinking about it.

 

What? Bats can fly into you?

I get them flying around when I cycle home in the night sometimes, I think they are cool. They sometimes fly along side me, I guess they are just curious as to what I am.

I can even hear their ultrasonic radar very faintly when it is quiet.

 

Haha, even the grasshopper wanted to live in your breasts...wise grasshopper..

I was doing yard work yesterday and was wearing shorts and was squatting down and a little baby one jumped on my thigh and crawled up farther, I saved it before it got too close, poor thing didn't realize how close it was to dying...

 

Will you marry me?

 

Do I ever!!!!!

tree-hugger 4 life...

 

Oh Shroomie you make me so happy. I can't wait to braid your back hair and play connect the dots with your moles.

 

This story reminds me of the time in primary school when I turned a wind up crayon into a pea shooter and shot a little piece of crayon at the deputy principle and it landed right in the middle of her jubblies.

 

are you playing with me cause I have my .eriod?

I'm noticing the breast talk again... cant concentrate.

 

Haha no. I really did have a nasty grasshopper try to call my cleavage home.

 

oh this wasnt the full of shit thing btw ....

 

Well at least you believe me about the bug.

 

I do know you like to lace your threads with hints about your curves... all innocently like... eyelashes batting away... *giggle*

 

Pfft more like lumps and bumps.

 

stop it bitch!