Gun ownership itself is a slight mental illness

You missed my point, and guns are already legal, for some. Making guns is not legal without layers of red tape, as it should be.

I'm only suggesting that trying to eliminate guns is a wasted effort. Much like the effort to eliminate meth, oddly enough. Criminals will always find a way.

 

If there was this all-encompassing "gun culture" you speak of, mass shootings would be far more common and 1-on-1 shootings would be even more common. People would be shooting each other over parking spaces and burger condiments.

And on the issue of the bible, you don't have to be a Christian to read it. If you get a chance, read the book of Judith, it's most enlightening (she decapitates a warlord king).

One thing I learned in the Middle East is that most Muslims think that Christians only come in 1 flavor. They know little about the distinctions between Catholics, Protestants, Lutherans, Jehovah's Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventists, Church of Christ Scientists, Franciscans, Mormons, Southern Baptists, African Methodist Episcopals and whatever Jim and Tammy Fae Bakker were doing. Sam Kennison did a great job of explaining it all!

But then, most of the Christians I know don't seem to grasp the differences between factions of Muslims either.

 

Wait a minute...Let me see if I understand what you said.

Did you say where there are no guns there are no criminals?



I don't identify as being a Christian so I don't base my decisions on their dogma.

 

This is just not right.

There are lots of cases that end up differently.

 

Wielding a gun is more power than I want to have.

 

Nobody move! I got this 6 shooter fully loaded, finger like an automatic about to let it go and I'mma take a bunch of lives but I ain't leaving till I get the door, make the wrong moves and watch the shell casings hit the floor. An outlaw on the open range and just like Jesse James I rob these fools for change. A psychopathic embre with a price on my melon for taking money from bitches and sending spirits to heaven. I'm on a all black horse and in an all black hat, my pistols laying bad luck just like an all black cat and I ain't playing with you motherfuckers! Empty out the draws! Take all the money from the floor and then I'm out the fucken door!.

Six shooter on my side I'mma ride and they ain't never taken me alive
This is the life of Irminsul, once I'm steady killing I ain't ever gonna get caught

 

I'm mentally ill.

 

You're fucked in da head mate.
If that photo circles following a shoot up you'd look right on the money hehe.

Fucken white trump supporter right there.

 

Have you BEEN robbed at gunpoint? I have. It seriously sucks. You come away literally wishing the worst for them (no matter how "disadvantaged" they might be). Some of us even wish we had the ability to drop the asshole as they were running away (like little bitch).

The gun is not the problem, it's just a machine. The asshole pulling the gun on you, is the problem.

 

Someone tried to hold me up once. I gave a Jackie Chan elbow to the throat, took the gun and left his ill conceived thoughts on the wall behind him.

 

This other time I was riding on the open range again and this fool tried to horse Jack and he put his gun to my head and blew my face up KAPOW! It didn't even smear my make up. So I took his gun and put a divot in his neck!

 

Y-I-kes! I left mine with a dummy wallet. I didn't have a weapon at the time.

I think too many anti-gun folks don't realize just how horrible criminals with guns can be.

Here's a hint leftist fools, some of them will use their gun to render you into a position to be easily penetrated. For their pleasure, not yours. Really now. How would you feel after being so violated?


Be honest now. Getting cornholed seriously sucks.

 

Yeah see the things is I wear flannels and jeans and a cowboys hat and spurs so no one really gonna have a go at me.

Cause I might just pull out a double barrel!

 

It takes two to tango!
So I bought four!
And in the glovebox, shotgun shells galore!
And when I'm done blasting
I'll keep a piece of your head
So I can look at it while thinking about the shit that you said

Now which one y'all wanna get etched out in chalk?
You better what you said if you wanna walk the walk

 

Someone talked to me once so I shot them.

 

My granddaddy!
Was a World War 2 vet
And I found his Panzershrek
In the Basement with a pile of mortars
Hell yeah!
I'm done taking orders.
Dragged it outside to try it out
Dropped a shell in and fired it out
Across the street into the neighbors kitchen
And now half of they house is missing
Fuck yeah!
I grabbed the rockets
Beer truck in the scope I locked it
Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice
I'm standing here like shit this bazookas nice

And I'm dancing!
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Irmi
Bazooka!
Bazooka Irmi!

 

Raid vans?
Lol you gotta be kidding
I'll take out a tank..
I ain't bullshitin!
Call me the straight up killator
I drop you like a elevator
Pig hater
I blow a fire truck smooth in half
All I can do is laugh
Hahaha ha
Who the fuck is you all demanding?
I leave a fucken ditch where you standing
Fox.News!
Turn it up loud
I'mma blow the crowd into a mushroom cloud!
So tune it before I get shot
Bazooka Irmi blowing up the spot

And I'm dancing!

 

Wow, bazooka Irmin.

 

You choose!
An AR fifteen is always nice
But my three oh eight is way more precise
When it comes to sniping
This shit here is an art
And I finish what I start that's what seperates me apart
From the other motherfuckers, not saying no names
But them other.mitjerfuckers.. Not family!
And they I'm sick, well shit how sick do you get
When you see a dead body without a bullet in the head
And fuck it anyway let me give my shotgun a blast
Blow your rib cage in half now who's to laugh?
On my behalf..
I'm just another murderer
Will you let me try and define the mind
Of Irm the serial killa!

 

My rifle is family and for my family
I use hollow points to seperate your anatamoy
Ain't no use being mad at me the shit ain't even worth it
I said i was a serial killer not perfect!
Its not my fault that I can't be trusted
And people like me are all disgusting
Some are skull blasting and others body shootin
I'll pistol whip a bitch over next to nothing motherfucker!