Haiku 5-7-5

It begins today,
tomorrow is yesterday;
Now alliterate.

 

now alliterate

illiterates illustrates
inkling in inking

 

inkling in inking
an inkling i do not have
how to ink inklings.

 

I love the ones form Fight Club:

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

Flowers bloom and die
Wind brings butterflies or snow
A stone won't notice



let's try my own (very stoned) haikus:

Goddamn! I am high
soaring over the Earth's blue sky
a gull over sea

 

a gull over sea

do not look up into sky

you'll get some in eye

 

lol, I think I like this the best.

 

A stone won't notice
If you skip it on water
To bad it, can't float

 

it begins today
i'll raise my face to the sun
i will start anew

 

I will start anew.
blending tantric expansion,
so good it, can float

 

so good it can float

I don't even need my boat

this life jacket rules

 

I liked that one
It made me very happy
You sure are witty


kudos

 

Now that was more clever, and you are very witty.
















(but your first line is only 4 sylibles)..

 

Here are my favorite Haiku's. They were on Southpark:

Fat Ass Cartman was
Not on the school bus today
What a big fat turd

Ass full of pork fat
Jiggles like a jello mold
Mouth is flapping too

I bet you don't win
They don't let big fat asses
Perform on TV

~Kyle

Here's Cartmans attempt at a haiku:

Shut your goddamn mouth
Or else I'm gonna kick you
Square in the balls ...
Goddammit!

 

haha, it is

whoops :&

 

A jugalbandhi
Haikus echo off the walls
silence reigns supreme.

 

silence reigns supreme,
Sunyata sparkles breathless,
Sahasranamas.



http://www.yogamag.net/archives/2005/4apr05/orjap.shtml

 

Sahasranamas
a thousand different names
for the nameless one.

 

for the nameless one
bestowed unto him wisdom
to help all in need

 

to help all in need
feels like why I was put here
hope I do it well

 

hope I do it well
serving the many hearts
children of the world