Haircut - The time has come

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by stebo32, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    and the countdown BEGINS : 119 minutes until haircut. wish me luck compadres
     
  2. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    it shoulda been done by now :eek:

    how far behind real time is canadia? :confused:
     
  3. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    haha... no its today. i just went, and niiiice, they almost didnt cut at all.. im happy :)
     
  4. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    lets see :D
     
  5. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    ill try stealing my sister's webcam today, cause i honestly dont even have a fuckin webcam or digital camera or a scanner or anything...

    but i shall show you sometime soon
     
  6. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    you get right on that :sunglasse
     
  7. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    I accidentally ate in a gay Denny's once.
     
  8. Ironbutterfly

    Ironbutterfly Member

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    Well I hope your haircut went well did you like take a picture and SAY HIM I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS BLOKE!!!! I did that once ended badly when i accidental pointed to a member of flock of seagulls. Needles to say school wasn't that fun when the teacher laughed
     
  9. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    lmao... your posts are fuckin hilarious

    no i just said like "take off about an inch.. but PLEASE no more, and just... do what you think is cool"

    and bang.. i exited the place happy
     
  10. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    LMAO .. thats flock of seagulls



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  11. Ironbutterfly

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    you sounded like you had an argument with the barber

    Barber: Okay just gonna trim this side here and were done
    Stebo32: NAH it's okay I'm fine
    Barber: You sure cause little trim here and it look good
    Stebo32:Nah it's cool i better get going anyway.......
    Barber: Well I'm gonna cut the hair anyway it will look good trust me:
    Stebo32: NO I REPEAT DO NOT CUT ANYMORE
    Barber:SHUT UP SCREW YOU I'M CUTTIN IT
    Stebo32:put down the Scrissors you psycho barber
    Barber: ahhhhhjhhhhhhhhhh must cut ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Stebo32: That's it I'm outta here
    (Stebo32 Runs away and gets in car)
    Barber: YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THAT EASILY
    (Barber see's stebo's car driving away starts chasing car Terminator style)
    Stebo 32: AHHHHHHHHHH HE'S GAINING ON ME GO AWAY
    Barber: I MUST CUT YOUR GLOSSY MAIN AHHHHH
    To be continued
     
  12. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    LOLLL. i want to know the ending!
     
  13. Ironbutterfly

    Ironbutterfly Member

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    Previosly on Stebo32
    Now continued

    Stebo32: Crap he's got his scissors clamped in the back of the car
    Barber: Come here Stebo32 just a quick trim ahahaahahahahah
    (Stebo32 Swerves around the corner with barbers legs dangling on the back. The barber is now in the back of the car after smashing the back window)
    Stebo32: (Turning around) Ahhhhhhh get a life buddy and leave my hair alone don't you have a girlfriend
    Barber: Stop changing the subject cut cut cut cut
    (Stebo32 Elbows barber in the face while still driving)
    Barber: ahhh ahhhh what'd you do that for
    Stebo: Because your a pyscho basterd trying to cut my hair
    Barber: OH YEAH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    ( Barber tries to stab Stebo in the face)
    (Stebo turns corner and crashes into a tree. Both there bloody carcasses lay motionless. Stebo32 gains consciousness and crawls through the windscreen bleeding from the nose and mouth he lips A Passerby see's stevo and helps him)
    Passerby: Are you alright
    Stebo32: Help me there's a psycho barber in my car trying to cut my hair
    Passerby: Oh yeah that little bit on the top of your head
    Stebo32: What.. noo just help me get away
    Passerby: Well I have some scissors I think it would look good without it>
    Stebo32: NOOOO NOO YOUR ONE OF THEM NOOO
    to be continued
     
  14. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    lmao... nice theres another part...
     
  15. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    wow man, your... dilusional?
     
  16. Ironbutterfly

    Ironbutterfly Member

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    I could continue but this could end up a small book stebo
     
  17. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    lol alright man, well... publish it and sell it to me when youre done.
     
  18. Ironbutterfly

    Ironbutterfly Member

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    wil do but you get about 16.00000000000001 percent
     
  19. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    so would that work out at about 16 cents?
     
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