Haircuts

I've never understood going to a hairdresser and allowing a complete stranger to cut your hair. I've only been twice in my life and both times turned out shitty.
Just get your friends to cut your hair!

 

Why even bother, it's just going to grow back anyway. I barely cut my hair and only do so to cut off the frizzy split ending bits at the bottom. I love my hair. My gfs hair is down to her butt and its awesome.

 

Move this thread to the whiners section along with all of rats other threads

 

No you move to the whiners section.

 

After you, madam

 

Takes one to know one =|

 

Anyways.. Rat were you trying to get an SS cut or something?

 

He wanted to look all sharp looking so he could go macking on dem hoes.

 

My girl cuts my hair. She's been doing it for 4 years now and knows how I want it... and if she does do a bad job I might just get a hummer out of the deal.

 

you reminded me of my original post here (which i refrained from submitting)

it was something along the lines of " I hope she at least got a nice tip for putting up with such a whiny little bitch"

 

Just Skimmed Quickly Over This Thread So I May Have Missed

It But I Didn't See You Saying You Told Her She Did It Wrong, Surely If

Something Has Pissed You Off This Bad You Should Have Told Her She

Did Not Follow The Customers Instructions...



Cheers Glen.

 

yeah, if her bj's are anything like her hair cuts, she'd probably bite his dick off

 

meh, it's a fucking haircut.

i have a hard time getting them to cut it short enough. it's not that i like it super short or anything, but for whatever reason when i tell them how short i want it they generally end up cutting it about twice that length. then they have to do it again.

but yeah, it's hair. it will grow back.

 

I just use clippers and cut my own... my wife cleans up the back.

 

Must be nice.

 

The Resso guide to getting your hair cut.

Getting your hair cut is fraught with danger. And its not an easy thing to find online reviews for. So here are some tips on who u should entrust:-

Look at who's cutting your hair.

1)Homosexuals? Now I'm not homophobic. I mean check out my wardrobe its got Versace, Armani, Jeff Banks. They're all COMPLETE bummers!

However, you need to consider things. I don't want someone standing behind me, talking in my ear, and running his fingers thro my hair.. while he's got a boner. Its the same thing as the reason we have split sex changing rooms.
The fact is, how I am meant to know if the cutter has some latent anger because I'm not into his type of thing. Homosexuals have code-languages. Perhaps he's gonna give me "gay sideburns". Maybe he'll shave a rainbow into the back of my head..

Or a cock.

OK its probably not gonna happen.. But then neither is crashing and killing people if you're driving home shitfaced and stoned. So I would prfer to avoid it.

Sorry, if you are heterosexual and come out(of the hairdressers!) after a radicalist homosexual cut it.. you *might* be disappointed. Why take the risk?

2)Cokeheads? Cokeheads love parties, parties love stylish people(well most parties anyway). Cokeheads have dealers. And dealers are often at the cutting edge of urban fashion. Stylish minus the Gianni Versace gay stuff.
Because if dealers look really gay and "metrosexual", they find the jobs gonna get tricky..
Really u want an early stage cokehead. Heighten senses, a finger on the fashion pulse. Midstage cokeheads arent so good. Their fingers shake from withdrawal. Latter stage cokeheads AVOID. They shake because they're gonna be beaten up thro nonpayment of debts. And they spend all the time looking at the window which is about to be bricked thro. Rather than looking at your hair. PLus they have a habit of cutting your ears. You wanna look stylish. You dont wanna look like Vincent Fucking Van Gogh..!

3)Poles. Nope. The sole purpose of a Polish hairdresser is to argue his claim that ALL British people are unemployable. So he can choose ANY job unchallenged. This guy/girl WILL shave the words "lazy" or "twat" in theback of your hair.
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4)Fat birds and mingers. Yeah we've all heard the "just because I'm fat, it doesnt mean I don't know how to cut hair". Its not a case of KNOW, its a case of WANT! They're bitter, they look shit. So they want YOU to look shit.
They are the SHITEMART of haircutters. They think the word aesthetic is the same as "pathetic". And for them IT IS!
They consider haircuts to be "functional" only eg so your hair doesnt block your eyesight when driving. And you dont crash.
You'll leave thinking "If I looked like her, Id be *hoping* I crashed..."
Off a cliff.

If u wanna save money THAT much, do it yourself.. and have a shite cut for free.

5)Old guys with no hair.Again a serious bitterness problem. They'll wash it and spray it with special "tangle guaranteed" lotion. Then yank a comb thro it violently.
Their idea is that over time they can pull out as much hair as they've lost themselves. They also have a weird pricing strategy. Sort of thinking they should spend as little time on normal hair as they would on a bald guy. AVOID.

So who to choose?
Well seriously, I find its women from mid 20s to maybe early 30s, who still look good. And want to look good.
And can cut male and female hair.
Some guys, say mid 20s to late 30s are capable too.

Generally premises male and female are better. Just my thoughts and observations.

PS apologies to any hairdresser groups here that I haven't insulted...

 

lol.

Sorry to laugh at your expense, but I laugh more because it happened to me a few weeks ago. I have a fucking military cut too. Seems that dumb broad does not know what a freaking "FADE" is. Starts very short at the bottom and progressively gets longer as you get to the top of the head. She just took out the "1" razor and went to town before I could stop her.

But look at this travesty of a haircut (I paid 20 bucks for that @ haircuttery):



Recently I think it is getting better, should give you hope

 

Crying because of haircut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SK4eyUOswo

 

I think getting a bad haircut happens to everybody, at several points in their life, unless you've found a nice hairdresser that understands what you like. It's just hair, it'll grow back. On the meantime avoid camouflage with the short hair.

 

I haven't cried because of a haircut since I was about 7.