hairy (natural) people

it feels gross.

many things are natural, doesn't mean we like them.

 

Poxes are natural. I don't want any, thanks.

 

AIDS is natural.

 

cause it comes from monkeys.

 

Yeah, I guess you're right. This is natural too. Please give me more hair.

 

I knew you'd see our side...

 

That's an orangutan.

I don't care what's natural, and removing hair is fine with me if it makes you happy. I know I've tried it. I just wish people didn't think I should have to remove my facial and head hair in order to look acceptable. It's a part of me like any other. Well, not like any other, but you know what I mean. Being hairy is part of being human. Cutting it is an option, but not the only one.

 

Some people like being hairy
some people like being shaven

some shaven people shun hairy people
however, i don't know of any hairy people that shun shaven people

ooooh

 

mmm...you're right, but I couldn't find a monkey flicking.

 

Yeah. It's hard to be this awesome.

 

please dye it.

i'll show you my boobs?

 

Well, I personally would love to hear your fecal-oriented stories.

Wait, when did I talk about taking a shit in vivid detail? I woulda just posted pictures of it.

 

I'd win.

 

honestly, i could challenge you at this point.

 

I did, too. But I'm a towelhead, so it's like, black and furry.

But a while ago, even before I stopped shaving my legs I was like, "Fuck this shit."

And stopped. Because shaving yr arms is really kind of retarded.

And besides. My arm fur keeps me warm in the winter.

 

i'm italian. i'm furry too

 

I pinky promise.

Just not tonight. I haven't fapped and I'm quite tired.

 

you're my absolute favorite ever.

 

Lies. I haven't shaved my legs in three months.



I totally wish I had a better camera. My cell phone does no justice.