Hallooowwweeeen

On the news today they said some guy dressed up as a vampire knocke don someones back door and told them he was gonna kill their whole family. Then said I wannnnnttt to Suuuckkk youoouuurr blooood.

 

Princess Leia, or a pregnant nun.

 

here's an idea: take a toilet seat, put it over your head and paint your face brown. then you'll go as shit!
^^thought of while stoned...

 

^ i can tell your not very clever, why? mj expands your thinking, people think of better things than that normal, if ur high and putting a toilet seat on your neck and painting urself brown seems like a good idea then its not right. if i saw something like that 1st thing id think is:

is that like supposed to be a black baby in a toilet or something :?

 

Haha, now thats funny.

 

lol i think i'll try that

 

that made me laugh so hard... and that idea was a group effort between 4 people.
...toilet baby...

 

Wife's friends at work are throwing a party, so I'll probably go there. as for a costume not sure... any suggestions on an easy but cool inexpensive costume?

 

How expensive are small fog machines? I could rent one!
I want to go as a joint this year. I can get a bunch of butcher paper at work and wrap it around myself, then put the fog.... fuck, I'd have to haul a generator around or something.
I could use dry ice somehow!

 

After a lot of contemplation while sippin' on some beers and watching the Sox game, I feel that the necessary costume might be a Zombie Dinosaur... I feel it suits me better as both a dino and a zombie lover. Kickkk ass.

And wow, it is only mid-September. I thought we were a lot closer to Halloween. People round these parts start decorating Sept. 1st so yarrr...

 

A motorcyle battery might power it for awhile. They only weight like 5 pounds.

 

probably make my own mask while im baked earlier in the night
dress up in the craziest clothes possible
grab my glock bb gun and have some fun

 

If there are those crazy protestors marching around, please send them a large fuck you from the UK for me.
I think that i'll dress up and something stupid, i like the idea of going as a shit, or i may construct some giant stilts and be a giant. Last year we just walked around with our hoods up and extended our arms and groaned at people, being zombies We almost got in a fight with a group of skeletons..fucking bastards

 

I've been considering a few different things. I think I might go with Magenta from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

ill be getting high and scaring little kids

 

Its the way to go.


Ill be dressing up as CHUCKY!
I have a hell of a scary mask google chucky mask or something.

Ill just be getting wasted instead of trick or treating though.

 

ill prolly throw on some vamp fangs and bite some lovely ladies

 

hells yes
i'll probably be a zombie though, spitting ketchup at people. i plan to go on shrooms this year, so it should be interesting.

 

me and my buddy came up with ideas last night

he's going to be a zombie jesus

and i'm going to be a zombie virgina tech student

 

hahahaha dont forget the glock