Thanks.. hahaha 'get well soon' ... I shall seek out a 'nurse' tonight..i am sure the strip club does that kind of thing.
happy birthday mathew . happy st.georges day whatever .st.george who? .i have about 4 georges who live in my road . as i said to me elders today happy st.georges day. REPLY yeah whatever "we looked in each others eyes and noded that (load of bollocks nod) if yer know what i mean mathew ?.deareast. go and wish all those african slaves that were brought to england happy st .georges day . couple of questions for you mathew 1= DID YOU KNOW ST GEORGE PERSONALLY? 2= how do you know he"s happy ?3= FOR SOMEONE WHO CELEBRATES ST.GEORGE "can i ask why your sig says (no where near london )? when the bow bells are england through and through.?
Check out the link in my first post about St george.. No i don't think i will be asking any body like that a happy St Georges day because apart from being rude i do not know if the chief of there tribe sent them to 'prison' for some pointless reason and then thought it profitable to sell them to some 'white man'..the whole subject is tricky .... and not realy what St georges day is all about (not imho anyway). hahahaha no i did not know him personaly not in this life or any prev' life either...he can be a miserable sod like me for all i care.. I have 'no where near london' because erm well your smart and probably know..the cliche is London is were we all come from.. every person is in stones throw from London and we all commute to work to London.. Next time you hear some character in a film or TV show (that is produced by someone not from the Uk) and they say they come from Leicester i will remove 'no where near London' .. Check out Parminder Nagra from 'ER' she is from Leicester..
Happy birthday to you for yesterday! And, Happy Birthday to dear Sunny (wherever she may be) for yesterday! Dandy, could you give all my love to Sunny when you next speak to her, hope shes doing ok.
Happy birthday. Rest assured that I celebrated St George's day by getting very drunk. If St George was a Yorkshireman, he would appreciate that
Happy birthday, Matthew! I'm sorry I didn't actually catch you on your birthday :& I feel bad now... But anyway, I hope you got that nurse you wanted...and that you smiled occasionally... And you're not a miserable bastard!
That was just a joke..i don't go to strip clubs anymore.. No problem..don't feel bad.. only a small part of me died ..even George managed to say a few words *sniff*..no seriously thanks Oh i managed to smile a few times..and although i can be a miserable bastard even i give the ol' miserable routine a rest every now and again.. Even though the night ended slightly badly..a friends girlfriend got mauled by some drunk..and a small arguement ensued..and some shouting outside the pub between brothers and friends (it was quite a scene for a while)..anyway we all made up in the next day, with meal out at our local curry house.. it was quite nice actualy we all were chatting like proper grown ups (for once ) .
I am afraid so...we even talked about the future, pensions and who we were going to vote for (most of them lib dem..a few said ukip just to wind me up).. Male pattern baldness, why we are single and still getting ridicuosly pissed most weekends did not crop up though..