Happy Stupid Fuckin' Hallmark Day

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Thats why you go on a date with them... it'll either go good enough to go on another date, or you'll decide to screen their calls.

 

Guys with mystique are way cooler.

 

Maybe you're not giving the girls a good chance to get to know them.

Most girls you're age aren't terrribly interested in politics or religion anyway...

thats a bonus for you.

 

I find everyone to be quite plain and/or shallow and/or overly religious gun-nut. Living here is kind of like a Carnival Cruise...
You're a tortured soul. You won't know you're dead. Instead you'll go around haunting Whoopie Goldberg, relatives, friends, exes, the guy who works 7-11, and cemetaries. Maybe someday you'll be caught by tourists on video and aired on the Oprah show. Wowee!!

 

i've never complained

 

i was in your EXACT same situation homeboy, home school....bible huggin area.....looking for a girl. you cant ASSUME they are all bible huggers, you have to get to know each and every girl and find out, thats hwo i found my girlfriend i hung out at the rec center talkin to shorties all day every day seein if they wanted to come drink or come smoke or whatever, finally one said yeah she wanted to come drink cuz she was sick of all these uptight religious bitches around here, ive been dating her almost a month now. but im jealous of thing you got that i dont buddy....weed! man my dealer got locked and my other one moved and im hung out to dry lol

 

Oh well, I find most girls people age to be...

I don't know... not ignorant or irritating or anythinggg... just way too plain. They make me feel too damn quirky.

 

get em stoooooooooooned and while your at get me stoned too

 

george thinks he has it soooo bad. hey... you could be in nilknarf. bunghole.

 

you need to be the force of drastic change in your life, if thats what you're interested in....

Just try and find somebody whos company you enjoy.

 

How can you not find weed?

If there's one thing we've got here in this part of VA, it's rather good grass clippings.

and yes... everyone I know seems to be... dramatic and they listen to that simple plan stuff ... and I'm like "Please don't cry EMO kid"..... or they listen to faith plus one or something...

I'm sick of this place...

 

yeah i hear that shit about the va buds, i lived in yorktown last year and we got some bomb shit there. id unno man the town i live in is justa small shitty place, id drive over tot he "bad" side of town to look for a score but i dont have my crew here to back me up like in the old days.

 

quirky eh....

 

myself?

 

Hey... I live across the river in Gloucester.

 

keep the melodrama goin kids, i'm lovin it

 

i guess that'll do...

 

Nobody understands me.

 

yeah man if your looking for smoking partners who arent bible huggers i can personally vouch for budman420, h0ax, and horrorbusiness04.

 

It smells like shit in my house.