Has Anyone Ever Heard Of Van Halen?!?

Michael Bolton is kids stuff

Lets steer back towards a mans band, Van motherfuckin' Halen, the heaviest metal band to ever walk the planet

 

Well Gary.

That pic had a gem in it.

http://classicvanhalen.com/forum/

These guy are REAL rockers!

 

You know who's even more hardcore then van Halen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7DnHbcgn8

 

that is so awesome. I would love a forum that had a few less topics than here, and one that is about the craziest ultimate party band to ever grace planet Earth

Van "kickin ass and takin names" Halen

 

Im am saddened and ashamed to admit the first concert I atteneded as a child was a Van Halen concert. In my defense, I was too young to realize what damage I was doing to myself in the process.

 

holy fuck that baby in the sun! lol what was that show called again?

 

i dont really think that question is necessary. of course people have heard of van Halen . My friend is totally obsessed with them. when we were at a party he was in the room watching Van Halen Vids on youtube.

they are the Pwn

 

Teletubbies I believe.

Gay monsters, baby sun gods. The shows clearly evil.

 

detox which one are you in tht photo?

 

WOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e-vgQSqNtA
Check out the split at the 12 second mark.

Also, the jump kick at 1:15

And the jump split at 2:33

ya'll can say what you want. I'm gunna see some FUNNY SHIT at that show.

My best friend and I are getting WASTED and STONED and rolling down to get comatose in the theatre so pffffff

 

damn floydian that sounds like a kick ass time. True enough you will be seeing some funny ass shit. They are old as hell though you realize. Eddie can't even talk anymore..

Anyway, to the guy who started this thread...Where the fuck are you from?? You're 35 and you just found out about Van Halen?? You called them an "up-and coming band." Seriously, what planet is this guy from?

 

Earth dude....

I am so excited about this band right now is all, I have never heard anything like this!

 

their first three albums are pretty decent......

 

I almost PREFER it now. Since I'm not a 20 year old horny girl in the 80s. Better outfits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3MdtCP0VnE

 

Oh dude!! I remember when 1984 came out dude. I was bangin' my girl in the car after a late-night showing of Sixteen Candles, when all of a sudden 'Panama' stated blasting from the speakers of my dad's 1978 Ford Pinto. I said to myself, "what is this wicked, ass-kicking rock that so much appeals to the mind of my cock?" I could almost feel the spirit of David Lee Roth entering my body. I nailed my girlfriend so hard she puked up her Orange Julius. Dude, that was so wild. Even today I feel the cock-rock spirit of Van Halen deep within me, especially when I am driving in my Chevy pickup and the sweet melodies of 'When It's Love' blasts from my radio which is tuned into the finest classic FM rock station in the east, on my way home from Rite-Aid with that good ole' 18-pack of Coors sitting beside me like the girl I once knew.

 

If you are young enough to believe him, you are also young enough to have been conceived in something like Pressed Rat's remembered situaution.

 

Yes

 

Hmm well if Pressed rat is really 26 years old, then that was a falsified situation...but yea, I was almost certainly concieved to van halen or maybe some RAT.

 

Um, yeah, I was joking... in case you hadn't figured that out.

 

teeheehee....