have you ever been the only person nude on the beach?

Yes, once lol

Few years ago for the solstice I went to a beach in Scotland, not too far from the city. Watched the tide go out and come back in again, drank a load of beers, smoked a little hash, necked 6 clonazepams and then as the sun was rising decided to strip down to my birthday suit and then proceeded to fall alseep for a few hours.

When I awoke my camera had mysteriously disappeared, but nothing else. Not sure whether I dropped it down a craggy rock while drunk or someone came along for a walk in the morning, saw me lying lying there naked and unconscious, and took a few photos. I just hope I didn't have a sleep boner at the time, and if they were published on the internet no-one recognises me.

Fuck it. If you can't take all your clothes off on a beach at least once in your life...

 

Norteamericanos have no idea that 'necked' means 'drank' or took down' or swallowed - whatever, so better perhaps to use standard English. It's also useless to use 'stone' as a measure of weight, or 'nought' as a precious way of saying zero - although these two obviously don't apply here. Like Americans, Brits are a bit oblivious to anything beyond their shores so make no attempt whatever to use standard english or to pronounce foreign words (pot poury - Don Quick Sote [I think Paxman was guilty of that] - yet they pronounce rondy vu correctly (pot pourri, Don Quixote and rendez-vous)

end of rant (EOR)

More to the point - 6 clonnies seems like a ot

 

I've also been the only naked person in a sauna.

 

No, I can't take everything off unless a there are at least 2 others are nude as well.

Yesterday I was at the hot springs where nudism is acceptable. When I got there, everyone was clothed and I kept my suit on. Eventually a group of people arrived and they took everything off. So I felt more comfortable removing my trunks.