Have you ever fucked a virgin?

it was really more of a joke, i don't consider implants to be nearly as important or even relatively close to the importance of implants.


but if i were to get them, it'd be because i have small tits.

 

wait.... what

 

haha typo, i meant i don't consider them on the same level as college.

but they could definately make me more money.

 

yeah I duno. I think plastic surgery in general is overrated.

so is college for that matter :cheers2:

 

More of a joke? there is always some truth said in jest, i'd suggest that now more then ever.

From my experiance most men would much rather a girl with small boobs then fake ones but i understand it is also about you feeling sexy within yourself.

 

if I had 1.5 million dollars, I wouldn't worry about college or implants.

I'd get a boat to live on. true story.

 

i wouldn't get plastic surgery unless i got in some crazy weird accident and needed a new face. or i could make a shit ton of money with huge tits.

 

I want to be a woman.

 

i can't swim, so a boat is out of the questions.

maybe i'd get diamond encrusted floaties.

 

Doesnt surprise me, after your cock thread..

 

Probably not very practicle, i suppose if you didnt have too many the floaties would still float.

 

why can't you swim? lol, you should learn

 

because i'm a virgin with small boobs.

my kind is not like the average human. we're feeble and weird and can't swim.

 

what do you do at the beach?

 

i live in WA, the beach is cold and gray.

At real beaches i sit in the sun, and i don't swim.

 

The breaking of the hymen will change everything.

 

Not all virgin females have hymens...

 

Sorry, don't have a PhD in virginology.

 

Oh, i thought it was common knowledge.

 

are you saying there's a chance that i'll NEVER learn to swim?!