Have You Ever? Game

no, but ive been pansed (if you mean someone pulling off your pants) i don't wear underwear though, so it was kind of embarassing

ever kill someone else's pet?

 

yes my dogs killed my best m8s rat hehe good doggies

ever got high in a big van driving round roundabouts really fast while u n ure pals r jumpin round in the van totaly blazed?

its fuun

 

No.

Ever gotten a message from your mum at midday, saying she'll be over at 2, started going back to sleep and then realised that your bong, pipes and weed were all sitting out in prime view and so had to clean your room really fast?

 

haha, sort of, well not really. but ive had a sitaution where someones come home, and I forgot all my pipes and weed was sitting out downstairs near the kitchen, because I htoght my host parents wouldnt be home until later. i was on the phone when they got home, and I was too busy talking to remember it was all out. then i ran downstiars and took all the shit and put it in my pockets, and no harm was done. the only thing they saw was a lighter on the table, which they DID ask me about (i said it was for incense).

have you ever fingered yourself (vagina or butt)????????????????

 

Nope, I never did that, I've fingered a vagina, but it did not belong to me lol

Have you ever spilled a bong?

 

Never spilt a bong before (knock on wood).

Ever fallen asleep at an inappropriate time? (Funeral, while giving a speech, driving..)

 

Nope...I can't even fall asleep when I need to.

have you ever caught a family member smoking who you would have NEVER suspected of smoking weed?

 

sorta, I caught my older bro, who I didnt think was liberal enough really to smoke, and I found out he did. It wasnt too big of a stretch tho.

have you ever blown something up?

 

No, but there's always a first.

Have you ever stolen someones pet...and kept it for your own?

 

lol no.

ever got so high u randomly forget who u are and wer u are and u start goin wer am i wer am i!!!! then after 10 mins u realise u hav a beer in ure hand and a bong on ure lap so u drink and puff away then do it again....

thats sooo annoying lol

 

nope. But fowardventure, my dad was on a shit load of xanax and stole a little green gecko from a petstore, and i kept it for a pet. He wouldnt of thought about doing what he did if he wasnt on xanax.

Have you ever just thought about your life, and realize that no matter what, you wouldnt trade lives with ANYONE in the world, just because of your personal beliefs and personailty you wouldnt wanna be anyone beside the person you are now? I do all the time.

 

Well yeah, but that's because I'm the best person to ever walk the earth.


Have you ever been so drunk/high that you convinced yourself that you were a Haitian spy on a mission to spy on the US government?

I was wasted and I totally convinced myself I was a Haitian spy. I even thought I was talking in different languages lol

 

hahaha no that would be crazy though.

Ever wack off in school?

 

I didn't wack off, but I got head at school once.

Have you ever smoked Salvia?

 

Hell yes! Me and my friend smoked it 3-4 times a day for a week. Just last weekend I smoked a crapload mixed with weed, and then when we ran out of ganj we smoked 3 bongfuls of salvia in a row and sat in my sunroom which has all glass doors, turned out all the lights, opened the doors, and listened to Pink Floyd. I was tripping hardcore, I can't even explain it.


Have you ever been in a capsizing boat?

I have, but it was a sailboat and we were intentionally trying to flip it because it was fun. We easily fliped it over again and kept sailing (though we got in trouble one time at sailing camp and they made us swim it back over to the dock while ti was still upside down).

 

have you ever tried ether, the shit from fear and loathing in las vegas?

i have and you trip so hard, you dont even know which way is fuckin up. you just zone out and you see some crazy ass shit, nothing like dinosuars walkin around but just weird shit. trying to walk is one of the funniest things ever, for some reason you cant do it for shit.

 

no i haven't!

have you seen worms come out of raw pork by pouring coke on it?

 

Only on youtube

Have you ever escaped death (near death accident, beat cancer ex)

 

No, because I don't eat spoiled pork.


Have you ever almost drown (to have actually drown means you die)?

I have several times. 2 times while diving, and once while swimming. Once I had to be taken to the hospital. Two other times I almost inhaled water (I did inhale a little...but a very little), but I kept my wits about me and swallowed instead. 2 times I felt like I was going to die. Once when diving I was 60ft down and my regulator came out of my mouth, I was a new diver and I freaked out, luckily the dive master got me to the surface before I drown, then I went to the hospital. The same thing happend again (but at 30 ft) and I got my regulator back in my mouth, but then it stopped working and I did an emergency accent. When I was little I was pulled out into the ocean, but it was ok because there was a lifegaurd boat about 10 feet (so that really wasn't almost drowning). And I guess I also answered the other "have you ever".

 

Never came close to drowning.

I once was white water canoeing at algonquin park, flipped the boat and broke four toes on rocks (you learn to swim feet first in rapids, or it would have been my face that was broken)

Because we both answered at the same time, my question again:
Have you ever escaped death (near death accident, beat cancer ex)?