Have you ever masturbated at work?

I don't think I've ever had a job where I haven't slipped a quick one in whenever I've been alone.

 

Yes, but I don't always masturbate to cumming though. I'm a smoker, smoking is banned at my workplace, I found some places where I can sneak a quick "illegal" smoke. While I'm having a smoke I may as well have an "illegal" twiddle with my dick ha! ha!.... Maybe get a hard on and a quick rub along the banjo string.

I've only felt the need to go the whole way and wank off to cumming while I'm at work about 4 times in 20 years. Now I've thought about it that does surprise me!!

 

I don't even see the point to that. The only reason I don't cum is if I am somehow rudely interrupted and even then, it's damned near impossible to stop.

Speaking of work, I masturbated at my wifes office once. It was a Saturday and she went in to get some work done. No one else was there and I thought it would be fun to have sex. But she wasn't into it. I said something about how horny I was, and she said, here you go, and handed me a Kleenex box. She really is great like that. She even gave me a squirt of hand lotion. So I stroked it for a good long time in her office while she worked, edging etc, before I blew my wad.

 

Here's a film clip I found of a guy wanking it at work. Some of you may have seen this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSpxnPRp2m4

 

By saying masturbate I don't mean a full on stropping session, it's more of a quick play about with my dick with hand just down the front of my trousers while I'm having a smoke. Get a hardon maybe rub a bit of precum around the tip. It's more of a warmup session for when I get home and have good undisturbed wank with some decent porn.

 

Oh, I understood. It's just that I couldn't do it. I mean, once I start, I've got to go all the way. So I wouldn't get any enjoyment from just playing with it. It's like cutting the lawn. There are some jobs you shouldn't start unless you know you have time to finish.

 

I'd be too paranoid that I would get caught.

 

yes I have

 

When I go to work it's for 2 or 3 months at a time so yes I spank it quite a bit a work

 

Any one masturbate at work while not at their desk nor in the bathrooms?

 

lol nice

 

I voted yes.. but I work at home

 

At work, in school, at a ballgame, during band practice, on a bus(and plane,and train), after coitus (while she was asleep). at a funeral, while swiming, on the beach, and - while ascending in a hot air baloon! - to mention a few. Big deal. AA wank is a wank anywhere and everywhere....

 

Funny you should ask. We have five computers in our small office, and I'm responsible for maintenance. I come in on a weekend. We have double doors each with two locks to go through, so it's pretty safe to strip naked and spend a few hours stroking while I jump from one computer to the next. It's awesome fun!

 

I've never done it but one or two people at work seem to spend a long time in the toilets.