Have your parents ever caught you?

lol i got caught an im om youth court supervision, mom found a hitter in my safe after i left and caled the pigs, bummer

 

My parents found a bong under my bed. When they asked me what it was, I told them

it's a plastic milk shake bottle with a cheap pen stabbed into the side of it..


I think I got away with that one, actually

 

Lol, see if I was in your dad's position I wouldn't have taken any for 2 reasons:

1. If my parents ever stole my weed I'd start stealing their booze. Fuck you don't steal my shit, if you don't like it tell me but don't pinch from my weed that I spent hard earned cash on.

AND

2. I'd just ask my son to blaze, or I'd ask him for some chronic or a hook up.

Parents better not steal my fucking pot, God damn I would fucking rage, I don't steal their shit, so don't touch mine. It's about respect. "BUT it's illegal, they don't want it in their house", blah blah blah, then confront me about it, don't be a coward and steal my shit.

I'm lucky that my parents let me smoke, but it's because they're understanding and reasonable people, so it really irks me when people try to defend shit like that.

PS This wasn't targeted at you wetsocks, just people who approach me with that argument in general, it was just your quote that sparked my rant haha

 

Yes. The only way they ever actually pinned it on me was through a drug test.

One time my 2 friends convinced me to go with them for a late night bake session during the summer, and my parents got up while I was gone and noticed, and they had been suspicious so when I came home; they popped a test on me. For some reason though, it showed positive for a bunch of really random shit.

And more recently, yesterday. My mom works for a place that finds people jobs, so she got me one and I had to fill out all the stuff, and take a test. I knew I would. But I hadn't smoked in like a week and a half, had been exercising, so I thought I'd be ok and the day of I even bought one of those detox drinks. I still tested positive and once again for random shit. Like PCP, Amphetamines, and stuff I didn't even know.

 

LOL but it certainly is true, unless you're paying your parents rent (as you're over the age of 18) i'm pretty sure they have the liberty to do whatever the fuck they want, and if you don't like it you can get your sorry ass out

 

Yes. My dad went to get something from my closet and found the plants I had growing in there. He was cool about it tho. I only had to get rid of them and he never told my mom who would have been pissed

Another time, my mom found my bowl that my brother left out and smashed it. That was a sad day

 

i got caught a few times ages ago, and i blamed on friends planting it on me, then i was just like 'hey dad, wanna smoke a joint with me' n he was all like cool, lets do it

 

my buddys dad used to come and grab fat buds out our zips for 'dad tax' but that was just because we were only like 14, 15
that ended pretty quickly wen he realized wed just smoke him up

 

you will get caught, but the more you get caught the more your parents will let you do it(in most cases)

 

Thankfully my Dad's never caught me cos he would fuckin kill me lol

 

He speaks the truth

 

Why would a parent steal their kids stash?
The truth of the matter is that there is the quality that grown ups buy and then there is the quality that teens are willing to buy.

Your stash is safe. (from your parents).

 

I've never gotten caught smoking by my parents but do have a funny story of almost getting caught by my friends mom. They were supposedly asleep late at night so we decide to head outside to smoke 2 jays and then head back inside. On the way back inside through the garage we open the door and she is standing right there in the kitchen (my friend was leading) and she asks in a what the hell are you doing tone, "What are you doin' outside?" or something like that to which my friend replies "Looking at the armadillo under the car, it was making a lot of noise." Us three had saw one earlier when we parked the car and were walking inside.

I fucking start cracking up so I cannot go inside because I would burst out laughing so I don't go through the door and back into the garage and stand near the door prepared to step outside if she were to come out, I'd pretend to be looking for it still, lmfao. After about 5 minutes of regaining my composure I head inside.

Good times.

 

I have been caught a few times by my parents, now that i dont live at home, i think that things will be easier, but i am still going to keep everything on the DL. No point taking unnecessary risks with the US drug laws the way they are in my area

 

I've realized that if you smoke constantly you're bound to get caught eventually, whether it's acting obviously spacey, suspicious etc. Or they just find your shit.
Luckily my mom shows no sign of caring at all, those days I come home with bloodshot eyes, eating our entire fridge, and passing out listening to Gorillaz.