Having hair dye in yr armpits is weird.

i really hope you're doing all three colors on each pit. FOIL is WIN

 

I'll trade anything for tits.

 

again, it's more funny if you actually know me, and get the joke.

I've helped my sister shop for lingerie, because she trusts my taste more than hers, she's the best big brother I could have.

it's weird, but it works.

 

fine, you will get one.

 

aww cuute.

do you model it for her?

 

fix'd

 

no, but I tell her she'll look a dumbass in a seafoam green thing that is the wrong size.

 

that would be very cool. do that!

 

I already thought about it... Too much work.

 

teal teal teal!

 

ehhh.... orange would be more suiting though

 

Save all yr tits for tomorrow... I need to go to bed. I have work in four hours.

 

dude i'm telling you now. you WON'T regret it.

edit: plz. i will send you tits. with nipple.

 

mission complete.

kindly note the "i <3 TM"

 

If it will help convince you to do all 3 colours I can show my tits as well?

 

wow, zoom-zoom

 

YOU BETTER APPRECIATE IT WOMAN.

i even did a close up.

 

no, becuase we know you will just post that same ol' picture where your tits take a backburner to the giant wound you received when one of your viking friends stabbed you.

 

no that wound has faded quite nicely so now any photographs of my breasts the eyes jump straight to my nipples