And yes. This thread is so cash it's ricockulous. Tits AND green armpit hair. Yes, I picked green. Because orange would just make me look like a ginger, and I can't find my teal. It still has dye in it.
Toolmaggot is clearly one of the coolest people on the intertubes. Mad respect. Imma tattoo her face on my left butt cheek some day.
im going to erect a statue of her, entirely built from aluminum cans. it the least I could do to honor toolmaggots epicness.
psh. of course! soon, im going to clean out the nearest gas station and get shitty on 16oz of godamn goodness. then the world will see my great erection for toolmaggot!!!1
p.s. Yes. I edited out my pimples. I look like one of those Twilight homos. Fuck that shit. I just have acne. hahahah.