HELP! i did something VERY stupid and need advice

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Kratom looks to have some nice effects, report back on how that shit does for you. I've seen really positive reviews for this shit along the lines of uplifting moods.

 

Not so sure, legal majority in some states varies - I'm not sure about mail either but at 15 you gain medical confidentiality, so technically anything that happens at a doctor's you can opt to not disclose to your parents

 

Kratom is some powerful shit. I'd liken it to a strong hydro high or a good 30mg's of oxy at it's best. With a good potent tincture. It's not simply a mood elevator, it's an opioid. I cannot believe it's legal either......

 

thank you everyone for responding.

i think i will fake sick. maybe i will take a couple mg of xanax to lower my bp and hr which will make me look pale and sick.
although i will still have to sneak out and get to the mailbox, but i think i can handle that maybe.

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Good Luck. Report back!

 

I got a bunch of HBWR seeds and some Blue and White Lotus 25:1 extract ordered to my house. my mom didnt open the package, but when I opened it I just showed her the lotus extract and told her that it can be like, mixed with tea or a drink and it relaxes you.

she actually tried it herself and said that it was really relaxing.

 

just go to the post office and ask them to hold your mail specifically for a week or so then you can pick it up they will do that, also kratom is even sorta illegal so its no big deal

 

when i ordered stuff online it was only marked not for human consumption on the inside. so if by some chance she didn't open it...she wouldn't know what it was.

can you say you ordered her a EASTER GIFT online? or birthday, anniversary, anything. tell her that you ordered something online for her so she can't open it and see it and ruin the surprise. then you'll just have to buy her a gift from somewhere not online.

ALSO, if you know what time the mail comes, you could ask your mom around that time to go to the store for some some ginger ale or chicken noodle soup. SOMETHING YOU DON'T HAVE IN THE HOUSE ALREADY. then you can easily go get the mail.

 

( teeny little super guy ) im glad someone else remembers him. you rock Burnt.

 

Faking sick and staying home would be the safest thing.

Or you could leave a note for the mailman in your mailbox that says something like "if a package comes for (your name) please hide it in the backyard in the trashcan".

lol, if that worked it would be sick.

 

Wuh? Your comments come more and more out of left field everyday kid.

Most states 6 is the age of legal driver. Most kids I know have their license within days of their birthday (How many 16 year olds do I know? A shit ton, I work for a High School)...Sure maybe not a car to drive, but most have their ID...Moreover, most kids get ttheir instructional permits at 15 which is a Government issued ID..

so more than likely you aint got shit as usual

 

Where I live its 16 and a permit, 16 and a half and you can drive alone

 

I live in New Jersey, where all the laws, especially dealing with driving, are completely ridiculous.

16 permit, 17 provisional, 18 unrestricted.

 

this.

btw... new jersey sucks. :cheers2:

 

That's why you should come here, haha.

 

to visit you, maybe.

for anything else? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

 

LOL

aww

 

I like kratom but it's got nothin on oxy IMO. the high is subtler, it's like i realize im talking way more than i should be...where as with oxy im feeling gooooooooooood, and i know it

 

With that tincture there's nothing subtle about it. It's pretty strong imo. Try like 3 dropperfuls, lol.

I've even suppressed my breathing with it. Like, had a hard time breathing. It's not quite as euphoric as oxy, but y'know.

 

Im with Gene on this one, though I wouldnt say it's equal with Oxy, it's just the next best thing. Id prefer Kratom over Hydrocodone, for example, but not over Oxycodone.
But if I had to pick between 2mg's of the LE and 40mg's Oxycodone, Id definitley take the Kratom.